[15:11] [Ferretfox] have fun grappling with the existential crisis that comes with finding out a cornerstone of your childhood is RACIST

[14:23] [Ferretfox] no i swear the crazy monkeys kill them

[22:05] [Juice] ill stick with making cookies n shit or slicing open dead people lmao

[14:30] [Jumboboy] if you want to reach something high, you wear your shoes (stilts) to reach it
[14:30] [Urwa] do u keep stilts for this purpose Jumboboy#0000
[14:30] [Jumboboy] i odn't have stilts because im tall asf
[14:31] [Urwa] do you think short people keep stilts for this purpose
No cheese for you! ^_^
[14:31] [Flaccids] they must
[14:31] [Jumboboy] they should...

[16:00] [Ferretfox] i can live with stilts being shoes as long as we accept cutlery as gloves

[17:59] [Eyesongreen] perhaps I am just too rational to be afraid of volcanoes

[22:40] [Inthebin] Inthebin smells like moldy cheese

[01:08] [Alienrobot201] intellectuals get confused, too

[23:01] [Larain7] (damn it)

[22:35] [Urwa] capital letters at the start of sentences freak me out
[22:35] [Kakixii] Why
[22:35] [Ferretfox] Why
[22:35] [Table] Why
[22:35] [Mayo] Why
[22:35] [Candypillow] Why

[19:12] [Boo] my old friend
[19:12] [Boo] is vegan
[19:12] [Boo] she wouldnt stop telling me she was hungry
[19:13] [Boo] told her to go outside n eat some grass
[19:13] [Boo] and we're no longer friends

[04:44] [Inthebin] Goats
[04:44] [Inthebin] Rabbits
[04:44] [Inthebin] Chickens
[04:44] [Inthebin] Pigs
[04:44] [Inthebin] Pidgeons
[04:44] [Inthebin] Cats
[04:44] [Inthebin] Dogs

[Gondola] the weirdest thing i've done during sex is acting like i'm using a lasso
[Zombifinn] Is that because the girl kept running away gond

[00:58] [Grimdark] Does anyone like Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency?
[00:59] [Urwa] I LOVE THAT BOOK
[00:59] [Soughbird] i have it on the shelf beside me
[00:59] [Ferretfox] the book or the show
[00:59] [Grimdark] I mean the show
[00:59] [Urwa] oh..

[06:25] [Oekonom] urwa is smart

[03:12] [Calvinfluffy] i love getting the cheese and immediately sinking, as if i am running off with the cheese to my deep sea cave layer, to covet it like a dragon

[03:07] [Urwa] the moon is cheese not milk
[03:07] [Tactcat] cheese is made from milk?
[03:07] [Tactcat] so.. the moon must have been milk at some point

[00:11] [Urwa] how much r u selling ketchup for Ketchup4sale#0000
> [00:13] [e2] [Ketchup4sale#0000] $1 a gallon + tax
< [00:13] [Ketchup4sale#0000] wow that's super cheap
> [00:13] [e2] [Ketchup4sale#0000] It's on special
< [00:14] [Ketchup4sale#0000] is there shipping fees
> [00:14] [e2] [Ketchup4sale#0000] nope
> [00:14] [e2] [Ketchup4sale#0000] I send it by butterfly

[16:57] [Kap] sorry i was drawing a picture of a collie for haydes
[16:57] [Haydes] COLLIE (2)
[16:57] [Haydes] THAT IS FRICKIN CUTE
[16:57] [Haydes] BABY COLLIE
[16:57] [Haydes] HAHAH

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[20:58] [Tactcat] BERNOULLI!!!!!!!
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[16:51] [Tygofive] ./f 100+ degrees
[16:52] [Tygofive] its just a stick
[16:52] [Tygofive] no flag
[16:52] [Tygofive] cuz it burned

[01:22] [Tactcat] if people tell me "pronounce chantilly" i tell them "i shant"

[22:19] [Bread] it makes me want to sit on a cactus
[22:19] [Cactus] excuse me?

[19:25] [Stanleyjub] theres a finnish measurement of distance called poronkusema, one poronkusema is the distance a reindeer can travel between urinating breaks

[16:23] [Urwa] large tigers, fast cheetahs
[16:23] [Largetigers] What?
[16:23] [Fastcheetahs] yes?
[16:23] [Urwa] nothing..

[03:30] [Urwa] save me my name is spelled with a q
[03:30] [Goat] urqa?
[03:30] [Koeyna] urqa
[03:30] [Ferretfox] urqa?
[03:30] [Lou] urqa
[03:30] [Whiteuni01] urqa

[03:37] [Superaced] btw if u ever feel like ur soul is dirty spray it with febreeeze its enough of a breeze to clean it without blowing it away

[03:19] [Tosspot00] oingo boingo?

[05:58] [Stanleyjub] if you don't learn geography you're doomed to repeat it

[01:55] [Shuffahlong] u have some nerve being you

[05:43] [Hop18] how do u know the yogurt was korean? was it born there? did u ask it?

[01:52] [Tosspot00] It's raining and God has started throwing flashbangs around

[05:20] [Gumwad] drunk is just bad ping irl

[01:22] [Trashredpanda] All aboard the S.S. Trash Red Panda! Or the S.S.T.R.P. Keep your hands, feet, tail, and bits inside the boat at all time! Enjoy the trip!

[00:25] [Frog] are you researching the linguistic history of the toe

[03:40] [Tactcat] what do you listen to, sasa
[03:40] [Sasawii] i listen to my mom

[22:26] [Tactcat] what kind of moses doesn't know about energy beams

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[21:30] [Spharin] i'm lactose intolerant intolerant, prepare to get your weak bones crushed
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[05:40] [Ivycevise] everutime i think of british people i say pip pip cheerio in my head

[Tactcat] tbf i feel so very bad for furries and bronies lmao
[Stanleyjub] if you're both, are you a furby?

[11:45] [Zenny_cat] i must laugh to live
[11:45] [Zenny_cat] then focus on a pie to die
[11:46] [Zenny_cat] -pies are evil-
[11:46] [Ferretfox] whats wrong with pies
[11:46] [Urwa] why are pies evil
[11:46] [Zenny_cat] Because one jumped at my face Urwa

[02:20] [Natari] you technically have never watched a full movie bc you blink

[01:59] [Natari] skelotons backwards is snotaleks
[01:59] [Tosspot00] what should I do with this knowledge natari
[01:59] [Natari] randomly say SNOTALEKS as you are walking around anywhere

[04:19] [Sasawii] i have always imagined that rubbing a bald head makes the same sound as rubbing a balloon
[04:19] [Sasawii] like "squeek"
[04:19] [Sasawii] i want to polish a bald head

[02:41] [Urwa] ⭕⭕⭕
[02:41] [Me0w5cat6] wtf
[02:42] [Me0w5cat6] ⭕re⭕s

[Orbit] i read the torah on my phone and it hindered my relationship with god

[Limewhite] !room music fart
[Limewhite] fuck

[Urwa] i love water
[Urwa] stay hydrated at all times
[Tactcat] He turned water into wine / And if he wanted to / He could have turned wheat into marijuana / Or sugar into cocaine / Or vitamin pills into amphetamines
[Orbit] annyeong
[Orbit] rum pum pum pum by f(x) saved my life
[Urwa] function of x
[Orbit] f(x) can have my ass... very gay
[Orbit] yes the function girls
[Urwa] y = f(x)
[Jesuslovesmen] hm..

[Tosspot00] I'm like the janitor from scrubs but not funny and not a janitor

[13:37] [Oekonom] i'd eat tigger

[Orbit] i know a hack to make every fart silent
[Orbit] i havent heard my own farts in years

[06:06] [Cute_bees] Every year my family goes camping at Pomme de Terre

[04:56] [Ferretfox] it's basic metaphysics— transubstantiation vs. consubstantiation.
[04:56] [Tactcat] it's eating jesus

[00:58] [Eatspie] i eat worms
[00:58] [Urwa] do you not eat pie
[00:59] [Eatspie] worm Pie

[23:52] [Poteten] he deserved a fair trial
[23:52] [Poteten] by combat

[00:32] [Tactcat] a lot of people have internal voices shaming themselves and mine's a pakistani teenager

[Tosspot00] I am more gay than a pegasus from MLP sliding on a rainbow into a pool of chocolate and unicorn piss

[01:29] [Tosspot00] it'll be love at first sock

[Urwa] fuck literature lmao..

[Smileylucy] at least watch the movie
[Tactcat] f scott fitzgerald..
[Smileylucy] its very good
[Tactcat] i will!
[Tactcat] with Leo
[Smileylucy] hes so hot
[Tactcat] he's the best
[Tactcat] love the departed
[Smileylucy] carey mulligan is v good in it as well
[Smileylucy] swear hes not dead
[Smileylucy] oh
[Smileylucy] is that a movie

[Laurierose] turpentine in eyes is my go to attack

[Tactcat] moo
[Flipp] lol, mooo
[Flipp] more like MMMOOOOOO?????

[Urwa] nothing
[Urwa] i don't have chains

[00:45] [Satan67676] When you were born AFTER 9/11 so you can't be a suspect (unless u think a fetus can do that shit)

[Urwa] haha yes
[Urwa] hehe

[20:41] [Trollmanship] sometimes at night, if you listen hard enough, you can hear a clown horn in the distance

[20:34] [Idemmouse] this game is a barrel full of monkeys full of fun

[Cikaria] anyways my parents said they'd take me to baskin robbins but im 90% sure they were fuckin around

[Goat] everything you do is rude
[Goat] BEGONE OTHER TREE

[Urwa] ill destroy adulting

[20:50] [Rosalina] OMG WHAT IF SOMEONE TRYED TO HACK THE WORD HACK idk

[Goat] BEANS [Goat] ;;; [Goat] BEANSSSSSS [Goat] BEANS ;;;;;;

[Minvida] europe is truly something

[21:38] [Chaossic] in communism we dont have memes we have ourours

[01:42] [Tactcat] im hydrogen peroxide

[Urwa] woo for once in my life i found a medicine in ITS PLACE

[13:22] [Frostwerks] im lightly slapping my cat with a sock full of cooked rice but everytime i hit him some rice falls out through hole in sock and the cat is eating it

[Tactcat] my ancestors are smiling at me, urwa. can you say the same? [Urwa] stop quoting music at me [Tactcat] l m a o

[Urwa] your pee is only useless water

[Tosspot00] drugs are safe, school isn't [Tosspot00] have you seen any shootings happen in drugs? [Tosspot00] nope [Tosspot00] drugs are 100% safer than schools

[Laurierose] someone asked me how i keep my bowl cut TIGHT DUDE :D

[Laurierose] i think intense hydration sums me uP

• [Tactcat] to be frank, i'm fried, but i don't mind • [Purride] friesssss • [Purride] lmao I missread ''i'm fries'' • [Tactcat] lmfao • [Tactcat] fuck i'm dying • [Tactcat] i'm too fries for this shit lmfao • [Purride] lmaooo mee • [Tactcat] fuck • [Tactcat] can't stop laughing • [Purride] hahaha • [Tactcat] im fries • [Tactcat] holy fuck

[Maaaaaaaaaus] i'm listening to a pop from the early 00's playlist in spanish [Maaaaaaaaaus] and it's killing my heart [Somenyan] bye

[Kitty359] JESUS CHRIST ( SRRY JESUS ) BUT WT...... :O

[Roonymoon] my family does care about me if you didnt know smartass :)

[Sinyuki] oh and zack dont tell alex about that crush [Xxzackeryxx] i wont

[Tactcat] why do bananas even smell like they do
[Luticus] i dont remember what a banana smells like tbh
[Luticus] i havent touched a banana in 2 years so yea tact i dont remember what they smell like

[L_eila_a] hi josh
[Luticus] how are you guys
[L_eila_a] meh
[L_eila_a] no im fine
[Goldensunuu] ^^
[Luticus] thats good i guess
[L_eila_a] mhm
[L_eila_a] you?
[Luticus] not so good tbh
[L_eila_a] whats wrong
[Luticus] idk. ive been feeling more depressed and lonely than usual ever since yesterday
[Goldensunuu] why do you think
[Luticus] wdym
[L_eila_a] ???
[L_eila_a] yeah wdym
[Goldensunuu] why do you think youve been feeling more depressed

[Kitsy2] SPAMMMMM
[Djildo] and not even in english
[Kitsy2] ikr
[Goldensunuu] leila
[Kitsy2] did you know your name sounds a lot like dildo

[Kelli06] fuck come online Julie
[Tactcat] julie argh why have you been offline all day
[Kelli06] I HAVEN'T SEEN HER IN 5 DAYS SMH
[Tactcat] ikr
[Kelli06] I WISH THERE WERE NO TIME DIFFERENCES IT WOULD BE EASIER
[Kelli06] WAIT U DUNNO JULIE WHO TF R U XD
[Carolinepc] how do you know he doesn't know julie
[Carolinepc] maybe he does
[Carolinepc] maybe we are all friends with her and share your pain
[Kelli06] oh ye? then what's her secret?
[Tactcat] it's that she likes someone
[Kelli06] nope
[Tactcat] yes
[Tactcat] do YOU even know julie?
[Carolinepc] hmmm, she's a lesbian?
[Kelli06] SMH NO
[Carolinepc] OH WAIT I KNOW
[Carolinepc] she's on drugs
[Carolinepc] after that i give up
[Kelli06] nope
[Tactcat] julie got expelled
[Tactcat] after doing drugs
[Kelli06] and she's 10 wtf dude
[Kelli06] NO!
[Tactcat] and she likes someone
[Kelli06] NO
[Tactcat] because of the drugs
[Kelli06] NOOOOO

[Biter] Fedzinit that time I rowed with two girls and impressed them with my rowing skills.

[en] [Tactcat] i've stopped giving him treats every time he namedrops math problems

[Fundies] hi
[Notcreative] new tiger?
[Fundies] everytime some stranger says hi to me u or jcki always say that
[Notcreative] we know how much you like remembering him
[Fundies] yeah he was the best

[Mengru] eat milk

[Type123dumbo] please keep this chat
[Type123dumbo] safe for me
[Type123dumbo] shaman safe me u gay faggot

[Imaginist] just because i held a knife to your throat doesn't mean i forced you to do anything

[Jerjery] once someone called me on the phone
[Jerjery] I said hi
[Jerjery] who is this
[Jerjery] then he just moaned for 5 minutes
[Jerjery] then i realized it was my dad pranking me
...
[Jerjery] nobody likes my stories

[Jerjery] i met someone in the internet
[Jerjery] they told me to skype them
[Jerjery] I saw ..
[Jerjery] ..
[Jerjery] a
[Jerjery] ...
[Jerjery] idk should i share my life lol
[Jerjery] lets just say i saw something and i turned bi

[Jerjery] I am 19
[Jerjery] i have a dog named wif
[Jerjery] wife
[Jerjery] therefore i have a wife
[Jerjery] and my wife forced me to play this cause i hate my dog
[Jerjery] she biting all things

[Yunamon] didn't see that was a ghost plank...
[Yunamon] anyone happens to have revive?
[Yunamon] just my luck.... *cries in dutch*

[Mulle_04] FUCK YOU GO AND DIE!
[Mulle_04] ;)

[Aussielady] SSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lunafire99] you look more like a goat that a sheep and sheeps go "baaah" and goats go "meeehhh"
[Sheepbites] what the fuck lunafire99
[Macckenzie] luna are you jelly
[Lunafire99] im just sayin :L
[Lunafire99] HOW
[Lunafire99] IM LITERALLY JUST SAYING THE DIFFERENCES!!

[Nocheesenope] IM A BOY AND THIS IS A GIRLISH RABBIT !MY SIS DID IT!!

[Lunafire99] tf
[Lunafire99] ASSHOLES
[Lunafire99] WHO FUCKIND DID THAT
[Sheepbites] deyna did lunafire99
[Deyna] wat
[Fundies] rip
[Nocheesenope] I only killed 1 person by a snowball
[Deyna] it was mi
[Sheepbites] see, he didn't deny it
[Deyna] i regret nothing
[Lunafire99] IF DEYNA SAID WAT THEN IT'S OBVIOUS THAT HE DIDN'T

[Ftlover] sending letters to myself
[Ftlover] #rip

[Iamkinglol] a fire is lit

[Hypercheesy] blues are angels
[Hypercheesy] cos angel is bluie
[Zacriker] [•] 2053
[Jdeanluis] ........
[Winht] xD
[Zacriker] angels are white
[Jdeanluis] LOL
[Zacriker] im lagging so bad
[Jdeanluis] GJ
[Tactcat] and so are you

• [Tactcat] no no you eat the
• [Tactcat] plant parasites
• [Tactcat] ladybugs eat those tiny plant eater insects
• [Tactcat] also they fly up to god to ask for good weather

[Cutefoxes101] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[Cutefoxes101] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[Cutefoxes101] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Ukingthebest] ok bojana now
[Jasamkravaxd] now uking
[Jasamkravaxd] okok

[Ushafuse] nice ice sword you got there
[Cloudligth] hahaha

[Elkindred] We are fucking mouses forced to get the cheese
[Elkindred] Wich it's far away btw
[Kimjunki] fully agreed

[Dedax] is there a tfm cowboy hat?
[Imaginist] yes
[Crownkitty] yes

[Crownkitty] Some people can't be helped.
[Crownkitty] Help Yourself.
[Nadiatara] ive tried
[Nadiatara] now just help

[Lscr] i have some pics of ronaldinho surrounded by like 50 girls on my phone

• [Lovelybacon] i do hate a lot of people

[14:09] [Crownkitty] million dollas

[Lovleyke] my jaw makes crack noises when im moving to my mouth
[Tactcat] did you get your lubrication done?
[Tactcat] jaw lubrication
[Lovleyke] no
[Tactcat] it's every 10 years
[Tactcat] oh you need to do that
[Lovleyke] well my parents are at work so....
[Tactcat] it can probably wait
[Lovleyke] i didnt even talk to my father

[Wachie] AAHAHA
[Tonjechan] AHAHAHAH
[Wachie] HAHAHAHHAA
[Tonjechan] aHAHAHA
[Wachie] HAHH
[Tonjechan] HHAHa
[Wachie] AHH

[Elkindred] You can name it
[Elkindred] Bob The Drag Queen
[Tactcat] What the fuck, Kindred...
[Elkindred] what
[Tactcat] Bob The Drag Queen????
[Elkindred] Drag queens are fucking awesome
[Tactcat] Do YOU want my kid to be bullied?
[Elkindred] Hell yeah
[Elkindred] Fuck off

[Zebria] The build doesn't matter, it's the planks that matter

[Excretion] i kept leaving him hints
[Excretion] like some mexican soldiers were in dublin
[Excretion] and i said wow theyre hot i love me some mexican food
[Excretion] and hes like ok lee

< [Tabularosa] her cat-mode is talking like
< [Tabularosa] she says "........"
< [Tabularosa] and then "mrrow?"
[Ilovecat222] :D
< [Tabularosa] and then she says "good thing I know how to talk cat"
[Ilovecat222] .......................................
[Ilovecat222] Mrrow?

[Wolfyclaws] no tropical juice ahhhhhhhh

[Wolfyclaws] i hate watching baking videos if theyre not asian

[Wolfyclaws] please smile while im gone

[Levelup] have you ever played lego by yourself for 4 hours
[Wolfyclaws] existence

[Imaginist] you frighten him amy
[Wolfyclaws] he loves it
[Imaginist] no he does not
[Wolfyclaws] exactly

[Tactcat] haha
[Tactcat] i'm on my own list of people i want dead
[Tactcat] man that's hardcore
No cheese for you! ^_^
[Megysuny] What are you emo
No cheese for you! ^_^
[Tactcat] i'm not even emo, i'm neogoth

[Megysuny] last two are just me and snow
[Tactcat] adorable small animal..
[Jacobmood] Omg adorable
[Megysuny] I love her to bits
[Megysuny] Her name though..
[Megysuny] Is pepe
[Megysuny] And im not even sorry
[Tactcat] there was a minor error, it's fixed now
[Tactcat] everything should be working
[Jacobmood] Pepe...

[Jacobmood] It broke instead LMAO
[Jacobmood] http://prntscr.com/df5eii
[Megysuny] gotta love my princess

• [Harleigh] dont u just love a client with a hairy ass
• [Harleigh] really appeals to my inner furry
• [Harleigh] being able to stroke something so silky

Cheeeeeese *-* (199.99s)
[Jacobmood] It's not allowing me to submit new quote
[Megysuny] I have a to n of photos of my puppy
[Tactcat] the only creative things i've done has been that quotes thing, the website and maybe a few photos
[Megysuny] Do you want to see

[Tactcat] you can try getting weed on grindr

[Sofiasofaki] 1) find an excuse to be depressed ( aka, my nail broke im gonne die, my bf dumped me after two days aka )
[Sofiasofaki] 2) bitch on the internet about it
[Sofiasofaki] 3) slit your wrists and upload photos of it
[Sofiasofaki] 4) say you're gonna kill yourself AND CHANGE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE TO PITCH BLACK
[Sofiasofaki] 5) wait for the attention bags

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