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Quote ID: 352
[03:44] [Siroofsalot] we have a skunk that my dad named delilah that comes around
date: 2020-04-05 08:45:21
Quote ID: 351
[03:49] [Urwa] anyway i wouldnt believe anyone who said they saw a hjackalope
[03:50] [Ferretfox] so whaat you're saying is
[03:50] [Ferretfox] when people tell you they saw a jackalope, you say jackanope?
date: 2020-04-04 08:52:09
Quote ID: 348
[04:24] [Twix] i slept through my french zoom call today
[04:24] [Urwa] god thats just a 2020 sentence
[04:24] [Alexandra] currently skipping my russian zoom class
date: 2020-04-03 09:37:26
Quote ID: 347
[03:36] [Loopalops] loopalops
[03:37] [Loopaloops] loopaloops
date: 2020-03-30 08:38:36
Quote ID: 346
[Feet] bro how can u be homophobic u literally live in a home
date: 2020-03-29 04:54:17
Quote ID: 345
[14:54] [Galaxii] NO I DID NOT SWEAR BTW
[14:54] [Goat] i think you swore :(
[14:54] [Goat] thats not nice :(
[14:54] [Goat] we dont swear here :(
[14:54] [Galaxii] sorry :(
date: 2020-03-27 19:54:47
Quote ID: 344
[Joseafh] is your rrefrigerator running
[Nymbra] no
[Goat] no
[Rosabee] no
[Edme1018] no
[Frog] no
[Joseafh] no
[Electret] no
date: 2020-03-25 05:11:15
Quote ID: 343
> [23:46] [e2] [Cookie#6533] @7693666
> [23:46] [e2] [Cookie#6533] is c a t
< [23:46] [Cookie#6533] i somehow.....dont trust you
> [23:46] [e2] [Cookie#6533] thats a sin
> [23:46] [e2] [Cookie#6533] its a c a t
> [23:46] [e2] [Cookie#6533] a c a t m a p
> [23:46] [e2] [Cookie#6533] a n i c e
> [23:46] [e2] [Cookie#6533] c a t
< [23:47] [Cookie#6533] hmm
> [23:47] [e2] [Cookie#6533] i will come with you
< [23:47] [Cookie#6533] come with me where
> [23:48] [e2] [Cookie#6533] to the c a t m a p
> [23:48] [e2] [Cookie#6533] the c a t m o b i l e
< [23:48] [Cookie#6533] im scared
> [23:49] [e2] [Cookie#6533] dont be
> [23:49] [e2] [Cookie#6533] will you join me?
> [23:49] [e2] [Cookie#6533] to the c a t ?
> [23:49] [e2] [Cookie#6533] he is waiting.
< [23:51] [Cookie#6533] after sham...
< [23:51] [Cookie#6533] maybe...
> [23:51] [e2] [Cookie#6533] The c a t has changed his schedule for your arrival.
> [23:51] [e2] [Cookie#6533] Be there.
date: 2020-03-25 04:21:02
Quote ID: 342
[00:52] [Lou] top 10 epic murderlas
date: 2020-03-24 05:52:38
Quote ID: 340
[22:02] [Lexi] if you cant kill someone with your hands you dont deserve to murder someone
date: 2020-03-21 03:02:22
Quote ID: 339
[22:35] [Nymbra] wtf the libraries are closed
[22:36] [Nymbra] where the fuck am i supposed to get my thermometer now?
date: 2020-03-20 03:37:21
Quote ID: 338
[22:12] [Orbit] i play it in the shower people r plants too i am watering myself
date: 2020-03-19 21:13:09
Quote ID: 337
[23:42] [Tactcat] let me try to do plankhold build after
[23:42] [Tactcat] i haven't really done them in a long time lol
Ξ [Cass11337#8417] !rst
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[23:43] [Tactcat] A SIGN FROM THE GODS
[23:43] [Tactcat] a raise my tiny fists like antennae to heaven
date: 2020-03-19 18:47:21
Quote ID: 336
[07:25] [Goat] can i have your cat
[07:25] [Urwa] goat pls
[07:25] [Goat] someone will say yes one day
[07:26] [Urwa] no they wont
[07:26] [Goat] yes
[07:26] [Goat] i just need a gun
date: 2020-03-18 06:27:12
Quote ID: 335
[07:17] [V_kook] has anyone seen goats with adhd?
[07:17] [Goat] no im lazy
date: 2020-03-18 06:18:54
Quote ID: 334
[22:03] [Frostwerks] the virus is a french plot to save transformice
date: 2020-03-17 21:03:56
Quote ID: 333
[03:50] [Casserole] gtg crossing the road
[03:50] [Tactcat] o/
Ξ Casserole#1798 has left the room.
[03:50] [Pegasusflyer] o
Casserole#1798 has disconnected.
[03:50] [Pegasusflyer] was he walking while doing this??
[03:50] [Pegasusflyer] oml
[03:50] [Tactcat] is dude playing tfm while walking dfown the street??
date: 2020-03-17 02:52:45
Quote ID: 332
[21:42] [Stanleyjub] i just want to hug all the cats in the world ;_;
date: 2020-03-17 02:43:19
Quote ID: 331
[21:36] [Nymbra] the only thing stopping my cat from killing me is his lack of thumbs
[21:36] [Lexi] thats the only thing stopping cats from killing us all
date: 2020-03-17 02:36:37
Quote ID: 330
[20:34] [Beloise] yes ive kissed across the x axis
date: 2020-03-15 01:35:09
Quote ID: 329
[18:05] [Radiowaves] its thundering outside but also someone is just REVVING their engine outside
[18:05] [Radiowaves] like bro you cannot fight god
date: 2020-03-12 23:06:32
Quote ID: 328
[00:16] [Lostwolff] but there are so many beetles, one for everybody,
date: 2020-03-10 22:15:04
Quote ID: 327
[00:10] [Larxspur] "nymbra"
[00:10] [Larxspur] if that's even your real alias
[00:11] [Nymbra] its my.... pseudoNYM ;)
date: 2020-03-10 22:14:15
Quote ID: 326
[23:50] [O_c] SLOOSH
date: 2020-03-10 22:14:08
Quote ID: 323
[01:17] [Nymbra] i am
[01:17] [Nymbra] confused
[01:17] [Nymbra] and scared
date: 2020-03-10 22:13:17
Quote ID: 321
[18:04] [Blazerelm] join ./room bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh
date: 2020-03-09 17:05:17
Quote ID: 320
[Chiaotzu2] i cant wait until catfisherman drags me out of my house, burns it down, and kills me
date: 2020-03-08 04:45:20
Quote ID: 319
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• [Moderation] this is my domain now
• [06:28] [Pegasusflyer#0000] • [Moderation this is my domain now
• [06:28] [Pegasusflyer#0000] ???
• [06:31] [Tactcat#0000] spooky mod ghost....
• [06:31] [Tactcat#0000] we just spook it off
[06:31] [Tactcat] you have no power here, demon
[06:31] [Pegasusflyer] lmaoo
• [06:31] [Tactcat#0000] there
• [Moderation] yes I do, foolish mortal
[06:31] [Pegasusflyer] what
[06:31] [Tactcat] i scare thee away with milk
[06:31] [Tactcat] i have milk, stay away
• [Moderation] but I like milk...
[06:31] [Tactcat] dam this demon likes milk
[06:32] [Pegasusflyer] LMAOO
• [Moderation] just not on my cereal, okay??
[06:32] [Tactcat] ok how about this
[06:32] [Pegasusflyer] it's good that you can drink milk
[06:32] [Tactcat] if you don't go away, i pour the milk on your cereal
• [Moderation] You can not talk for 1 hours. Reason: threats
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[06:32] [Pegasusflyer] damn
[06:32] [Pegasusflyer] harsh
date: 2020-03-07 05:42:09
Quote ID: 318
> [20:19] [e2] [Alsalam_alaikum#5209] have you ever had
> [20:19] [e2] [Alsalam_alaikum#5209] bat soup
> [20:19] [e2] [Alsalam_alaikum#5209] i had it yesterday and it tastes really good
> [20:19] [e2] [Alsalam_alaikum#5209] but like now i feel a little sick
> [20:19] [e2] [Alsalam_alaikum#5209] like really sick
> [20:19] [e2] [Alsalam_alaikum#5209] after eating it
> [20:19] [e2] [Alsalam_alaikum#5209] idk why
> [20:19] [e2] [Alsalam_alaikum#5209] wait
> [20:19] [e2] [Alsalam_alaikum#5209] wrong person
date: 2020-03-07 02:20:02
Quote ID: 317
Ξ Lou#0010 has entered the room.
< [01:51] [Lou#0010] ..i can explain
< [01:51] [Lou#0010] not meli
[01:51] [Lou] I'm reporting u
< [01:51] [Lou#0010] nnot anything
< [01:51] [Lou#0010] ignore me
[01:51] [Tactcat] :i
• [Moderation] You can not talk for 0 hours. Reason: warning stop making dicks out of boxes or u get banned
date: 2020-03-05 00:52:46
Quote ID: 316
date: 2020-03-02 04:46:42
Quote ID: 315
[23:56] [Skintyqween] i want to go to jordan
[23:56] [Skintyqween] bc the dead sea
[23:57] [Stanleyjub] shoulda seen it when it was alive
date: 2020-03-01 05:57:37
Quote ID: 314
[23:40] [Lostwolff] do you mean the two lucifer statues the curch had made, the first was thought to be too sexy, so they asked the artists brother to make another one, and it was sexier?
date: 2020-03-01 05:42:48
Quote ID: 313
• [03:14] [Cass11337#8417] it'ssssss yakiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
• [03:15] [Lalayaki#0000] its not unfortunately
• [03:15] [Cass11337#8417] :O
• [03:15] [Lalayaki#0000] trying to event farm for her
• [03:15] [Cass11337#8417] LMAO
• [03:15] [Cass11337#8417] welcome to aob, yaka
• [03:15] [Cass11337#8417] :P
• [03:15] [Lalayaki#0000] thank you
• [03:16] [Lalayaki#0000] bit quiet lol
• [03:16] [Lalayaki#0000] .
• [03:17] [Lalayaki#0000] its not
• [03:17] [Lalayaki#0000] im event farming
• [03:18] [Lalayaki#0000] for her
• [03:18] [Lalayaki#0000] o-o
date: 2020-02-29 02:20:16
Quote ID: 312
[e2] [Haydaytime#0000] my parents are communits
[e2] [Masterzion#0000] xD
[e2] [Jackiscute#0000] my parents are catholic
date: 2020-02-28 18:24:22
Quote ID: 309
> [e2] [Taigarocks#0000] Will do!
> [e2] [Taigarocks#0000] Hmm
> [e2] [Taigarocks#0000] Hes in, I just sprayed the lid before putting it on so the gas is kinda mild rn
< [Taigarocks#0000] amazing omg
> [e2] [Taigarocks#0000] oops, a wing broke XD I was shaking the jar alot
> [e2] [Taigarocks#0000] time to add a second puff.
> [e2] [Taigarocks#0000] He's crawling as far from the lid as possible, but there's nowhere to escape it ;3
< [Taigarocks#0000] do it omg hitler would be so proud
> [e2] [Taigarocks#0000] XD
> [e2] [Taigarocks#0000] except wasps actually do deserve it lol
> [e2] [Taigarocks#0000] sprayed a third puff directly on him! he's fallen over he cant walk now
< [Taigarocks#0000] rip wasp
> [e2] [Taigarocks#0000] Oh, he died whoops XD
> [e2] [Taigarocks#0000] aww I didnt see it
< [Taigarocks#0000] lmaoo u did it
> [e2] [Taigarocks#0000] fsbhafawfyg
> [e2] [Taigarocks#0000] he's alive! >:/
> [e2] [Taigarocks#0000] I opened the jar thinking he's dead smh
< [Taigarocks#0000] put him back in!!!!
< [Taigarocks#0000] more gas!!
> [e2] [Taigarocks#0000] I ripped his wings off, broke all but one leg off, then crushed his stinger off.
> [e2] [Taigarocks#0000] And threw him back in the jar with 2 fresh puffs
> [e2] [Taigarocks#0000] hope that trick was worth it wasp ;P
< [Taigarocks#0000] i mcrying do it omg
> [e2] [Taigarocks#0000] his body's convulsing, so he's clearly choking to death
date: 2020-02-28 03:42:45
Quote ID: 308
[17:28] [Stanleyjub] i don't have a thermometer either :/ don't you all borrow one at your local library too?
[17:32] [Urwa] Milecchn#0000
[17:32] [Shaggyt] thats not even allowed at a library computer station?
[17:32] [Milecchn] ya Urwa#8194
[17:32] [Urwa] do u think libraries should stock thermometers
[17:32] [Milecchn] no
[17:32] [Urwa] why not
[17:33] [Milecchn] bc why
[17:33] [Shaggyt] but why not
[17:33] [Stanleyjub] no plural, just the one that is chained to a wall
[17:33] [Urwa] idk if u think u have a fever n u dont own a thermometer
[17:33] [Milecchn] but who goes to the library to get a thermometer
date: 2020-02-27 23:34:21
Quote ID: 306
[Ferretfox] saves are a trap designed to ruin fun
date: 2020-02-26 05:54:20
Quote ID: 305
[12:25] [Horsejockey] do not deny me the joy of stupidity
date: 2020-02-22 18:26:00
Quote ID: 304
[18:45] [Havoc] where did this influx of fuckery come from
date: 2020-02-22 00:46:11
Quote ID: 303
[22:36] [Birdai] think I'm gonna impluse buy some rats tomorrow
date: 2020-02-18 21:37:10
Quote ID: 302
[23:26] [Beloise] i'm gonna write my own satirical one day
[23:26] [Beloise] called..
[23:26] [Beloise] 1985.
date: 2020-02-17 05:26:58
Quote ID: 301
[17:00] [Chimichanga] urwa help
[17:00] [Chimichanga] me escape my mediocrity
date: 2020-02-16 23:01:26
Quote ID: 300
[16:44] [Milecchn] metrecchn..
[16:44] [Milecchn] my evil twin
date: 2020-02-16 22:44:45
Quote ID: 299
< [20:48] [Laurierose#0000] looks aren't Everything as they say
> [20:48] [e2] [Laurierose#0000] exactly! i dont need to see
> [20:48] [e2] [Laurierose#0000] i have all my other senses innit
date: 2020-02-14 19:51:19
Quote ID: 298
[21:17] [Catfisherman] if I was the Hokage , I would have sold Naruto to the Village Hidden in the Dumpster
date: 2020-02-11 09:39:50
Quote ID: 297
[23:39] [Orbit] i dont like reptiles. they are not friendly
[23:39] [Mxxnlit] they don't seem very huggable
date: 2020-02-10 05:40:48
Quote ID: 296
[23:18] [Nymbra] i want an afghan blanke
[23:18] [Nymbra] blanek
[23:18] [Orbit] a whoot
[23:18] [Nymbra] blaken
[23:18] [Nymbra] blantk
[23:18] [Nymbra] blanket
[23:18] [Tactcat] do people call those just "afghans"?
[23:18] [Orbit] girl why was it so hard for u to type that
date: 2020-02-10 05:19:24
Quote ID: 294
[21:36] [Burnttaco] what color does cocaine stain
[21:36] [Sparkle5] yellow
[21:36] [Burnttaco] oh i was hoping blue
[21:36] [Urwa] why would it be blue
[21:37] [Mrhugz] are you looking to stain someones nikes neys
[21:37] [Burnttaco] y would u want ur nikes stained yellow
[21:37] [Goat] dont sell me cocaine if its not colourful :/
[21:37] [Burnttaco] word
date: 2020-02-09 03:38:22
Quote ID: 292
[00:23] [Beloise] h1n1 is such a cute virus omg
[00:23] [O_c] isnt that swine flu?
date: 2020-02-08 06:23:51
Quote ID: 291
[23:05] [Beloise] i dont dabble in the art of knowing apple species
date: 2020-02-08 05:05:36
Quote ID: 290
[13:37] [Urwa] u need a lobotomy
[13:37] [Oekonom] i wish
date: 2020-02-06 19:38:08
Quote ID: 289
[12:44] [Milecchn] if i was from australia i'd be too powerful
[12:45] [Urwa] whys that
[12:45] [Milecchn] kangaroos
[12:45] [Urwa] that doesnt make sense
[12:46] [Milecchn] if you're in a country with kangaroos you're automatically just powerful
[12:46] [Urwa] but why
[12:48] [Milecchn] https://prnt.sc/qx0n7f
[12:48] [Milecchn] kangarooes are the best..
date: 2020-02-03 18:50:14
Quote ID: 288
[22:14] [Orbit] obese or as i like to call it, clinically thick
date: 2020-02-03 04:15:06
Quote ID: 287
[14:20] [Revol] that'd be agood name for an Indian restaurant
[14:20] [Revol] Second to Naan
date: 2020-02-02 20:21:02
Quote ID: 286
[14:17] [Beloise] mr peanut's funeral?
[14:17] [Spritz] mr peanut's funeral
[14:17] [Truced] mr peanut's funeral?
[14:17] [Spritz] yeah mr peanut's funeral
date: 2020-02-02 20:19:05
Quote ID: 285
[22:09] [Urwa] Tribe : Defenders of Richard
[22:09] [Urwa] who is richard
[22:09] [Dook] it was defenders of dick mods changed it :-(
date: 2020-01-30 04:10:19
Quote ID: 284
[22:49] [Urwa] it always baffles me how people from that tiny ass island managed to conquer so much of the world
[22:50] [Orbit] you can get a lot done with pale skin and un earned confidence
date: 2020-01-29 04:50:59
Quote ID: 283
> [14:21] [e2] [Chiaotzu2#7309] the inegral my shield, the derivative my sword, the bijection theorem my fighting spirit!!!
> [14:21] [e2] [Chiaotzu2#7309] i have the power of Euler and Gauss coursing through my veins i will win this battle
> [14:22] [e2] [Chiaotzu2#7309] i swear on Ramunajan
date: 2020-01-26 20:22:43
Quote ID: 282
[07:52] [Tactcat] first base bottom left, second base up left?
[07:52] [Inthebin] Yes
[07:52] [Tactcat] third base on ice pillar mid
[07:52] [Inthebin] Yes
[07:52] [Tactcat] fourth base in your panties
[07:53] [Inthebin] Yes
date: 2020-01-18 06:53:28
Quote ID: 281
> [06:03] [e2] [Urwa#8194] sorry my brain is currently dying.
< [06:03] [Urwa#8194] you're very ill
> [06:03] [e2] [Urwa#8194] i can feel my bbrain cells jumpinng off the gangplank
< [06:04] [Urwa#8194] i feel bad for laughing
> [06:04] [e2] [Urwa#8194] that was meant to be humorous thank you
date: 2020-01-15 05:04:24
Quote ID: 280
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[21:58] [e2] [Mincermouse2#0000] didnt furries lose the war..?
[21:58] [e2] [Crow#6576] idk
[21:58] [e2] [Urwa#8194] what war
[21:58] [e2] [Crow#6576] too much drama i dont keep up with
[21:58] [e2] [Mincermouse2#0000] bRUH
[21:58] [e2] [Mincermouse2#0000] YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT THE FURRY VS GAMER WAR??
date: 2020-01-15 04:00:08
Quote ID: 279
[15:07] [Haystack] everything about this is so upsetting
date: 2020-01-13 21:08:03
Quote ID: 278
[04:13] [Tactcat] behold my emotional efficiency
date: 2020-01-10 22:58:39
Quote ID: 277
[02:53] [Lefermier] one time our school's fire alarm went off cuz someone lit a spider on fire
date: 2020-01-10 21:39:08
Quote ID: 276
[05:11] [Spritz] might fuck around and name my future child hamlet
date: 2020-01-09 23:56:01
Quote ID: 275
< [15:41] [Laurierose#0000] english is the language of my heart s2
> [15:43] [e2] [Laurierose#0000] language of my heart would be french then
< [15:44] [Laurierose#0000] that's the language of my loins
date: 2020-01-09 14:46:18
Quote ID: 274
[03:47] [Tactcat] i'm poetic by nature
date: 2020-01-08 22:32:26
Quote ID: 273
[21:21] [Milecchn] you guys are such big fans of ratatouille huh? name one song
[21:21] [Milecchn] smh they stay silent
[21:21] [Mustachioed] Ratatouille Original Soundtrack (International Version)
[21:22] [Milecchn] okay
[21:22] [Milecchn] name the artist
[21:22] [Milecchn] in that song
No cheese for you! ^_^
[21:22] [Mustachioed] it was a joke
[21:22] [Mustachioed] >:(
[21:22] [Milecchn] dont joke about ratatouille
date: 2020-01-06 16:33:18
Quote ID: 271
[07:13] [Goat] i feel like i should just start saying every quote is by oscar wilde and nobody will ever question me...
[07:14] [Codyfun123] "time to terminate you" - oscar wilde
date: 2020-01-04 01:59:51
Quote ID: 270
[06:41] [Otakutrashu] y'all excited for world war 3?
[06:41] [Otakutrashu] I'm not iranian or american so I can gladly watch it
[06:42] [Goat] wait do you know what a world war even means ;;;
date: 2020-01-04 01:27:23
Quote ID: 269
[22:03] [Cikaria] ok i get it
[22:03] [Cikaria] no i dont get it
date: 2020-01-02 16:48:10
Quote ID: 268
[22:02] [Cikaria] shit
[22:02] [Cikaria] look at that 6 face
[22:02] [Cikaria] this is infuriating
date: 2020-01-02 16:47:06
Quote ID: 267
[06:55] [+Skelon] ay lads
[06:55] [+Skelon] very soon
[06:55] [+Skelon] eu will have one GB of free space
[06:55] [+Skelon] HAHA GEDDIT
[06:55] [+Skelon] ONE GB
date: 2020-01-01 01:40:41
Quote ID: 266
[02:15] [Lefermier] is patch a furry
[02:15] [Patchworkdragon] no i just really like drawing reptiles
[02:15] [Codyfun123] so you're a scaly
date: 2019-12-31 21:00:39
Quote ID: 265
[03:36] [Becc] 4:20pm blaze it
[03:36] [Becc] oh nvm it 4:21
[03:37] [Naan] It's okay Becc, it'll be four twenty too in a minute
date: 2019-12-30 22:21:58
Quote ID: 264
[02:06] [Chiaotzu2] how often do u run into nazis in ur day to day
[02:06] [Lickitgoood] i always run into nazis at my nightly nazi rally
date: 2019-12-30 20:51:39
Quote ID: 263
[01:43] [Padparadschia] simply not vibing w this room.. goodbye every1
date: 2019-12-30 20:28:02
Quote ID: 262
[05:31] [Codyfun123] nobody:
[05:31] [Codyfun123] absolutely nobody:
[05:31] [Codyfun123] tfm: i'm putting the present inside the art
date: 2019-12-30 00:16:24
Quote ID: 261
[00:35] [Cakecakecake] i have a set number of brain cells quota'd to be alcoholed out of existence
date: 2019-12-27 19:36:16
Quote ID: 260
[04:59] [Lefermier] i always imagined it'd be pretty yeehaw and very smelly
date: 2019-12-26 00:00:20
Quote ID: 259
> [20:59] [en] [Laurierose#0000] thats how i measure time
> [20:59] [en] [Laurierose#0000] "which idiot was i dating?"
date: 2019-12-25 16:00:09
Quote ID: 258
[02:10] [Lilyopp] hemingway was all types of weird
date: 2019-12-24 21:16:09
Quote ID: 257
> [00:47] [e2] [Tactcat#0000] wuthering heights reads like this: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA but with really flowery pompous language lmao
date: 2019-12-24 19:48:35
Quote ID: 256
[23:54] [Sacerdotalist] Tactcat#0000
[23:54] [Sacerdotalist] why you keep making mute sounds
[23:54] [Tactcat] not feeling like talking much
[23:54] [Sacerdotalist] i don't like getting "o/"
[23:55] [Tactcat] ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
date: 2019-12-23 23:08:13
Quote ID: 255
[22:24] [Urwa] tomatoes are fruits
[22:24] [Cakecakecake] oh fuck right off
date: 2019-12-23 17:26:26
Quote ID: 253
[01:40] [Urwa] i hope this mapmaker.. dies at the hands of a highly aggressive bunch of geese
[01:40] [Goat] do geese have hands
date: 2019-12-22 20:42:16
Quote ID: 252
[11:09] [Teatime] my eng teacher majored in eng, absolute madman
date: 2019-12-20 06:10:46
Quote ID: 251
[08:46] [Superconnor] i had pet mice and my sisters mouse killed my mouse
date: 2019-12-20 03:46:39
Quote ID: 250
[23:54] [Ratte] i make 6 figuers a year
[23:54] [Codyfun123] 6 figures a year is a terrible output for a clay model maker
date: 2019-12-19 18:55:30
Quote ID: 249
[23:09] [Codyfun123] i wonder if hot cross buns are tax deductable
date: 2019-12-19 18:16:29
Quote ID: 248
[23:11] [Lickitgoood] i prefer a doctor who didnt go to school personally - hes able to think outside the box
date: 2019-12-19 18:15:01
Quote ID: 246
[22:55] [Codyfun123] git gud
[22:55] [Akzajakzz] get*
[22:55] [Akzajakzz] good*
[22:55] [Codyfun123] no, it's a meme. i spelled it as intended.
date: 2019-12-19 17:56:27
Quote ID: 245
[12:21] [Thepurplepig] tall ppl dont understand
[12:22] [Thepurplepig] half of my angst poetry is about my struggles seein up everyone's nostrils
[12:22] [Urwa] what's the other half about
[12:22] [Thepurplepig] millenials
date: 2019-12-19 07:23:19
Quote ID: 243
[12:15] [Thepurplepig] i am a kilometre long and bear the same mass as a dark matter black hole.
[12:16] [Thepurplepig] suffice to say, dont fuc kwith me
date: 2019-12-19 07:16:42
Quote ID: 242
[14:52] [Ferretfox] ugly casanova is a weird way of saying cyrano de bergerac
date: 2019-12-18 09:53:01
Quote ID: 241
[18:12] [Lefermier] bro this Brazilian girl transferred into my class and she knew what Tfm was
date: 2019-12-17 17:13:01
Quote ID: 240
[18:03] [Lefermier] did you know koalas are now functionally extinct
[18:03] [Urwa] lucky them
date: 2019-12-17 17:03:40
Quote ID: 239
[11:44] [Urwa] i never went to kindergarten
[11:44] [Liu] you missed out on naptime?
date: 2019-12-16 06:45:52
Quote ID: 238
[13:19] [Urwa] what if i have befriended a serial killer
[13:19] [Starclan12] dw it happens
date: 2019-12-15 08:20:39
Quote ID: 237
[18:41] [Souda] homie you need like. a redemption arc or something
date: 2019-12-14 13:41:47
Quote ID: 236
[12:04] [Thepurplepig] sorry ladies
[12:04] [Noobienoob] i'm a man
[12:04] [Thepurplepig] sorry ladies
[12:04] [Thepurplepig] and man
date: 2019-12-14 07:04:54
Quote ID: 235
< [07:37] [Lalayaki#0000] i have set up my "new tab" to be a random wiki article lmao
> [07:37] [en] [Lalayaki#0000] ooh thats cool
> [07:38] [en] [Lalayaki#0000] haha whats the wiki about
< [07:38] [Lalayaki#0000] everything in existence
< [07:38] [Lalayaki#0000] wikipedia haha
> [07:38] [en] [Lalayaki#0000] oh sick imma check it out
date: 2019-12-11 06:39:16
Quote ID: 234
[11:31] [Pingplebpong] WHAAAT
[11:31] [Pingplebpong] they get a second bin!!?
[11:31] [Urwa] "what! a second bin?! outrageous!!
[11:32] [Pingplebpong] it is! i'm so offended i've only had 1 bin
date: 2019-12-05 17:34:27
Quote ID: 232
[00:12] [Codyfun123] technically dreadnought battleship battlecruiser etc. are all very specific words
[00:12] [Codyfun123] however they all mean "the thing that's gonna sink your little dinghy"
date: 2019-12-05 05:46:40
Quote ID: 231
[13:29] [Urwa] why do people keep saying my name and then not following up
[13:30] [Faithypooo15] urwa
[13:30] [Lickitgoood] urwa
[13:30] [O_c] urwa
[13:30] [Paradokxical] urwa
date: 2019-12-04 19:30:58
Quote ID: 230
[22:43] [Brian] looking at cat pics brb
date: 2019-12-01 04:43:27
Quote ID: 229
[00:26] [Urwa] never ever!!
[00:26] [Ferretfox] nalways always
date: 2019-11-30 06:26:59
Quote ID: 228
[01:00] [Hammsta] "stop being broke", the famous last words of the french upper class in 1789
date: 2019-11-29 07:01:20
Quote ID: 227
[00:47] [Brian] my brain feels more wrinkly now
date: 2019-11-29 06:47:38
Quote ID: 226
[22:30] [Ferretfox] i'm pavlov trained to have a heart attack every time the apple alarm goes off
date: 2019-11-27 04:31:35
Quote ID: 225
[00:57] [Tactcat] if i weaponize urwa i'll be an unstoppable villain
date: 2019-11-25 07:00:33
Quote ID: 224
[00:59] [Devviedehm] Poison? So you're the one who killed Archduke Ferdinand and started WW1
[00:59] [Urwa] wasnt ferdinand shot?
[00:59] [Devviedehm] DETAILS
date: 2019-11-25 07:00:17
Quote ID: 222
[00:56] [Urwa] onions are beautiful
date: 2019-11-22 23:57:11
Quote ID: 221
[16:14] [Tactcat] wtf, there's pro cannibal tumblr??
[16:14] [Laurierose] there is everything on tumblr
[16:14] [Superlunary] its tumblr
[16:14] [Lilyopp] of course there is
[16:14] [Iaremomo] theres a pro everything tumblr
date: 2019-11-22 22:16:16
Quote ID: 220
[14:26] [Ferretfox] get your bread from heaven like the ancient israelites
date: 2019-11-22 20:26:54
Quote ID: 219
[15:11] [Ferretfox] have fun grappling with the existential crisis that comes with finding out a cornerstone of your childhood is RACIST
date: 2019-11-16 21:12:21
Quote ID: 218
[14:23] [Ferretfox] no i swear the crazy monkeys kill them
date: 2019-11-16 20:23:46
Quote ID: 217
[22:05] [Juice] ill stick with making cookies n shit or slicing open dead people lmao
date: 2019-11-11 04:06:45
Quote ID: 216
[14:30] [Jumboboy] if you want to reach something high, you wear your shoes (stilts) to reach it
[14:30] [Urwa] do u keep stilts for this purpose Jumboboy#0000
[14:30] [Jumboboy] i odn't have stilts because im tall asf
[14:31] [Urwa] do you think short people keep stilts for this purpose
No cheese for you! ^_^
[14:31] [Flaccids] they must
[14:31] [Jumboboy] they should...
date: 2019-11-09 20:32:35
Quote ID: 215
[16:00] [Ferretfox] i can live with stilts being shoes as long as we accept cutlery as gloves
date: 2019-11-08 22:01:20
Quote ID: 212
[17:59] [Eyesongreen] perhaps I am just too rational to be afraid of volcanoes
date: 2019-11-04 00:04:29
Quote ID: 211
[22:40] [Inthebin] Inthebin smells like moldy cheese
date: 2019-10-27 21:41:06
Quote ID: 210
[01:08] [Alienrobot201] intellectuals get confused, too
date: 2019-10-16 08:09:11
Quote ID: 209
[23:01] [Larain7] (damn it)
date: 2019-10-12 04:04:25
Quote ID: 208
[22:35] [Urwa] capital letters at the start of sentences freak me out
[22:35] [Kakixii] Why
[22:35] [Ferretfox] Why
[22:35] [Table] Why
[22:35] [Mayo] Why
[22:35] [Candypillow] Why
date: 2019-10-04 03:40:29
Quote ID: 206
[19:12] [Boo] my old friend
[19:12] [Boo] is vegan
[19:12] [Boo] she wouldnt stop telling me she was hungry
[19:13] [Boo] told her to go outside n eat some grass
[19:13] [Boo] and we're no longer friends
date: 2019-10-03 02:48:58
Quote ID: 205
[04:44] [Inthebin] Goats
[04:44] [Inthebin] Rabbits
[04:44] [Inthebin] Chickens
[04:44] [Inthebin] Pigs
[04:44] [Inthebin] Pidgeons
[04:44] [Inthebin] Cats
[04:44] [Inthebin] Dogs
date: 2019-10-03 02:44:33
Quote ID: 204
[Gondola] the weirdest thing i've done during sex is acting like i'm using a lasso
[Zombifinn] Is that because the girl kept running away gond
date: 2019-10-01 18:57:13
Quote ID: 203
[00:58] [Grimdark] Does anyone like Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency?
[00:59] [Urwa] I LOVE THAT BOOK
[00:59] [Soughbird] i have it on the shelf beside me
[00:59] [Ferretfox] the book or the show
[00:59] [Grimdark] I mean the show
[00:59] [Urwa] oh..
date: 2019-08-07 22:59:54
Quote ID: 202
[06:25] [Oekonom] urwa is smart
date: 2019-08-07 01:26:22
Quote ID: 201
[03:12] [Calvinfluffy] i love getting the cheese and immediately sinking, as if i am running off with the cheese to my deep sea cave layer, to covet it like a dragon
date: 2019-08-05 22:13:26
Quote ID: 198
[03:07] [Urwa] the moon is cheese not milk
[03:07] [Tactcat] cheese is made from milk?
[03:07] [Tactcat] so.. the moon must have been milk at some point
date: 2019-07-31 22:08:10
Quote ID: 197
[00:11] [Urwa] how much r u selling ketchup for Ketchup4sale#0000
> [00:13] [e2] [Ketchup4sale#0000] $1 a gallon + tax
< [00:13] [Ketchup4sale#0000] wow that's super cheap
> [00:13] [e2] [Ketchup4sale#0000] It's on special
< [00:14] [Ketchup4sale#0000] is there shipping fees
> [00:14] [e2] [Ketchup4sale#0000] nope
> [00:14] [e2] [Ketchup4sale#0000] I send it by butterfly
date: 2019-07-29 19:14:57
Quote ID: 196
[16:57] [Kap] sorry i was drawing a picture of a collie for haydes
[16:57] [Haydes] COLLIE (2)
[16:57] [Haydes] THAT IS FRICKIN CUTE
[16:57] [Haydes] BABY COLLIE
[16:57] [Haydes] HAHAH
date: 2019-07-29 11:57:56
Quote ID: 194
Tactcat#0000 just connected.
[20:58] [Tactcat] BERNOULLI!!!!!!!
Tactcat#0000 has disconnected.
date: 2019-07-28 16:02:21
Quote ID: 193
> [01:51] [e2] [Misha#2128] can you invite me your tribe
< [01:51] [Misha#2128] do you love oscar wilde
> [01:51] [e2] [Misha#2128] idk what is this but i'm sure i will love it
< [01:51] [Misha#2128] excuse me. don't talk to me again
> [01:51] [e2] [Misha#2128] oh...
> [01:51] [e2] [Misha#2128] sorry goodnights
date: 2019-07-27 22:38:33
Quote ID: 192
[16:51] [Tygofive] ./f 100+ degrees
[16:52] [Tygofive] its just a stick
[16:52] [Tygofive] no flag
[16:52] [Tygofive] cuz it burned
date: 2019-07-27 11:52:32
Quote ID: 191
[01:22] [Tactcat] if people tell me "pronounce chantilly" i tell them "i shant"
date: 2019-07-26 20:22:51
Quote ID: 190
[22:19] [Bread] it makes me want to sit on a cactus
[22:19] [Cactus] excuse me?
date: 2019-07-26 17:20:04
Quote ID: 189
[19:25] [Stanleyjub] theres a finnish measurement of distance called poronkusema, one poronkusema is the distance a reindeer can travel between urinating breaks
date: 2019-07-23 14:26:18
Quote ID: 188
[16:23] [Urwa] large tigers, fast cheetahs
[16:23] [Largetigers] What?
[16:23] [Fastcheetahs] yes?
[16:23] [Urwa] nothing..
date: 2019-07-17 14:26:17
Quote ID: 187
> [17:00] [e2] [Fouzijoker#0000] what is that flag?
< [17:00] [Fouzijoker#0000] antarctica
> [17:00] [e2] [Fouzijoker#0000] where is it?
> [17:00] [e2] [Fouzijoker#0000] i mean africa asia ....
< [17:00] [Fouzijoker#0000] at the south pole
> [17:00] [e2] [Fouzijoker#0000] ahh ty
> [17:01] [e2] [Fouzijoker#0000] and u're from antarctica?
< [17:01] [Fouzijoker#0000] no..
> [17:01] [e2] [Fouzijoker#0000] lol
date: 2019-07-14 12:02:46
Quote ID: 186
[03:30] [Urwa] save me my name is spelled with a q
[03:30] [Goat] urqa?
[03:30] [Koeyna] urqa
[03:30] [Ferretfox] urqa?
[03:30] [Lou] urqa
[03:30] [Whiteuni01] urqa
date: 2019-07-13 22:31:44
Quote ID: 185
> [e2] [Lou#3859] but I do not kiss Godzilla in a movie
date: 2019-07-10 00:38:46
Quote ID: 184
[03:37] [Superaced] btw if u ever feel like ur soul is dirty spray it with febreeeze its enough of a breeze to clean it without blowing it away
date: 2019-07-08 22:38:19
Quote ID: 183
[03:19] [Tosspot00] oingo boingo?
date: 2019-07-06 22:20:19
Quote ID: 182
[05:58] [Stanleyjub] if you don't learn geography you're doomed to repeat it
date: 2019-07-04 00:59:08
Quote ID: 181
[01:55] [Shuffahlong] u have some nerve being you
date: 2019-06-25 20:55:56
Quote ID: 180
[05:43] [Hop18] how do u know the yogurt was korean? was it born there? did u ask it?
date: 2019-06-25 00:44:13
Quote ID: 179
[01:52] [Tosspot00] It's raining and God has started throwing flashbangs around
date: 2019-06-23 20:54:18
Quote ID: 178
[05:20] [Gumwad] drunk is just bad ping irl
date: 2019-06-23 00:20:51
Quote ID: 177
[01:22] [Trashredpanda] All aboard the S.S. Trash Red Panda! Or the S.S.T.R.P. Keep your hands, feet, tail, and bits inside the boat at all time! Enjoy the trip!
date: 2019-06-20 20:23:34
Quote ID: 176
[00:25] [Frog] are you researching the linguistic history of the toe
date: 2019-06-19 19:27:16
Quote ID: 175
[03:40] [Tactcat] what do you listen to, sasa
[03:40] [Sasawii] i listen to my mom
date: 2019-06-17 22:41:29
Quote ID: 174
[22:26] [Tactcat] what kind of moses doesn't know about energy beams
date: 2019-06-17 17:26:50
Quote ID: 173
Spharin#9410 just connected.
[21:30] [Spharin] i'm lactose intolerant intolerant, prepare to get your weak bones crushed
Spharin#9410 has disconnected.
date: 2019-06-17 16:31:52
Quote ID: 172
[05:40] [Ivycevise] everutime i think of british people i say pip pip cheerio in my head
date: 2019-06-17 00:40:51
Quote ID: 171
[Tactcat] tbf i feel so very bad for furries and bronies lmao
[Stanleyjub] if you're both, are you a furby?
date: 2019-06-13 18:26:25
Quote ID: 170
[11:45] [Zenny_cat] i must laugh to live
[11:45] [Zenny_cat] then focus on a pie to die
[11:46] [Zenny_cat] -pies are evil-
[11:46] [Ferretfox] whats wrong with pies
[11:46] [Urwa] why are pies evil
[11:46] [Zenny_cat] Because one jumped at my face Urwa
date: 2019-06-11 06:48:15
Quote ID: 168
[02:20] [Natari] you technically have never watched a full movie bc you blink
date: 2019-06-09 21:21:00
Quote ID: 167
[01:59] [Natari] skelotons backwards is snotaleks
[01:59] [Tosspot00] what should I do with this knowledge natari
[01:59] [Natari] randomly say SNOTALEKS as you are walking around anywhere
date: 2019-06-09 21:03:52
Quote ID: 166
[04:19] [Sasawii] i have always imagined that rubbing a bald head makes the same sound as rubbing a balloon
[04:19] [Sasawii] like "squeek"
[04:19] [Sasawii] i want to polish a bald head
date: 2019-06-08 23:20:36
Quote ID: 165
[02:41] [Urwa] ⭕⭕⭕
[02:41] [Me0w5cat6] wtf
[02:42] [Me0w5cat6] ⭕re⭕s
date: 2019-06-07 22:22:46
Quote ID: 163
[Orbit] i read the torah on my phone and it hindered my relationship with god
date: 2019-05-24 18:02:38
Quote ID: 162
[Limewhite] !room music fart
[Limewhite] fuck
date: 2019-05-23 19:33:15
Quote ID: 161
[Urwa] i love water
[Urwa] stay hydrated at all times
[Tactcat] He turned water into wine / And if he wanted to / He could have turned wheat into marijuana / Or sugar into cocaine / Or vitamin pills into amphetamines
[Orbit] annyeong
[Orbit] rum pum pum pum by f(x) saved my life
[Urwa] function of x
[Orbit] f(x) can have my ass... very gay
[Orbit] yes the function girls
[Urwa] y = f(x)
[Jesuslovesmen] hm..
date: 2019-05-22 16:44:53
Quote ID: 160
[Tosspot00] I'm like the janitor from scrubs but not funny and not a janitor
date: 2019-05-21 20:54:46
Quote ID: 159
[13:37] [Oekonom] i'd eat tigger
date: 2019-05-19 08:40:15
Quote ID: 157
[Orbit] i know a hack to make every fart silent
[Orbit] i havent heard my own farts in years
date: 2019-05-18 18:43:17
Quote ID: 156
> [00:09] [e2] [Puppylove12#0607] So how is life?
> [00:09] [e2] [Puppylove12#0607] OKay bye forever now
date: 2019-04-29 19:10:48
Quote ID: 155
[06:06] [Cute_bees] Every year my family goes camping at Pomme de Terre
date: 2019-04-22 01:10:19
Quote ID: 154
[04:56] [Ferretfox] it's basic metaphysics— transubstantiation vs. consubstantiation.
[04:56] [Tactcat] it's eating jesus
date: 2019-04-16 23:57:21
Quote ID: 152
[00:58] [Eatspie] i eat worms
[00:58] [Urwa] do you not eat pie
[00:59] [Eatspie] worm Pie
date: 2019-03-11 19:59:51
Quote ID: 151
[23:52] [Poteten] he deserved a fair trial
[23:52] [Poteten] by combat
date: 2019-03-10 18:57:00
Quote ID: 150
[00:32] [Tactcat] a lot of people have internal voices shaming themselves and mine's a pakistani teenager
date: 2018-12-22 19:32:43
Quote ID: 149
[Tosspot00] I am more gay than a pegasus from MLP sliding on a rainbow into a pool of chocolate and unicorn piss
date: 2018-12-15 20:30:59
Quote ID: 148
[01:29] [Tosspot00] it'll be love at first sock
date: 2018-12-15 20:30:28
Quote ID: 147
[Urwa] fuck literature lmao..
date: 2018-12-15 19:25:16
Quote ID: 146
[Smileylucy] at least watch the movie
[Tactcat] f scott fitzgerald..
[Smileylucy] its very good
[Tactcat] i will!
[Tactcat] with Leo
[Smileylucy] hes so hot
[Tactcat] he's the best
[Tactcat] love the departed
[Smileylucy] carey mulligan is v good in it as well
[Smileylucy] swear hes not dead
[Smileylucy] oh
[Smileylucy] is that a movie
date: 2018-12-09 23:17:27
Quote ID: 145
[Laurierose] turpentine in eyes is my go to attack
date: 2018-11-20 15:50:13
Quote ID: 144
> [e2] [Urwa#8194] is there actually a gourd called the antoni gaudi
date: 2018-11-03 16:20:30
Quote ID: 143
[Tactcat] moo
[Flipp] lol, mooo
[Flipp] more like MMMOOOOOO?????
date: 2018-10-15 12:19:05
Quote ID: 142
[Urwa] nothing
[Urwa] i don't have chains
date: 2018-09-21 22:39:52
Quote ID: 141
[00:45] [Satan67676] When you were born AFTER 9/11 so you can't be a suspect (unless u think a fetus can do that shit)
date: 2018-09-13 19:47:43
Quote ID: 140
[Urwa] haha yes
[Urwa] hehe
date: 2018-09-10 13:41:45
Quote ID: 139
[20:41] [Trollmanship] sometimes at night, if you listen hard enough, you can hear a clown horn in the distance
date: 2018-09-01 15:42:27
Quote ID: 138
[20:34] [Idemmouse] this game is a barrel full of monkeys full of fun
date: 2018-09-01 15:35:07
Quote ID: 137
[Cikaria] anyways my parents said they'd take me to baskin robbins but im 90% sure they were fuckin around
date: 2018-08-21 17:16:48
Quote ID: 136
> [e2] [Saphiy#0000] ADDD ME NOWWWWW
> [e2] [Saphiy#0000] ppppp
> [e2] [Saphiy#0000] ooooo
> [e2] [Saphiy#0000] oooooo
> [e2] [Saphiy#0000] pppp
> [e2] [Saphiy#0000] pooooooop
date: 2018-08-20 21:53:40
Quote ID: 124
[Goat] everything you do is rude
date: 2018-08-13 14:41:10
Quote ID: 123
[Urwa] ill destroy adulting
date: 2018-08-13 14:36:12
Quote ID: 121
date: 2018-08-06 15:50:49
Quote ID: 120
[Goat] BEANS [Goat] ;;; [Goat] BEANSSSSSS [Goat] BEANS ;;;;;;
date: 2018-08-04 18:01:35
Quote ID: 119
[Minvida] europe is truly something
date: 2018-08-02 17:27:58
Quote ID: 118
[21:38] [Chaossic] in communism we dont have memes we have ourours
date: 2018-07-29 18:40:32
Quote ID: 117
[01:42] [Tactcat] im hydrogen peroxide
date: 2018-07-26 20:48:08
Quote ID: 116
[Urwa] woo for once in my life i found a medicine in ITS PLACE
date: 2018-07-24 20:42:34
Quote ID: 115
[13:22] [Frostwerks] im lightly slapping my cat with a sock full of cooked rice but everytime i hit him some rice falls out through hole in sock and the cat is eating it
date: 2018-07-23 08:23:43
Quote ID: 114
[Tactcat] my ancestors are smiling at me, urwa. can you say the same? [Urwa] stop quoting music at me [Tactcat] l m a o
date: 2018-08-04 18:04:19
Quote ID: 113
[Urwa] your pee is only useless water
date: 2018-07-21 12:38:52
Quote ID: 109
> [13:43] [e2] [Rughani#0000] would u be my charmander
date: 2018-06-29 08:43:54
Quote ID: 108
[Tosspot00] drugs are safe, school isn't [Tosspot00] have you seen any shootings happen in drugs? [Tosspot00] nope [Tosspot00] drugs are 100% safer than schools
date: 2018-08-04 18:04:45
Quote ID: 106
> [e2] [Hyena#9560] lexi i believe in you
date: 2018-04-30 21:02:10
Quote ID: 105
[Laurierose] someone asked me how i keep my bowl cut TIGHT DUDE :D
date: 2018-04-09 20:11:44
Quote ID: 104
[Laurierose] i think intense hydration sums me uP
date: 2018-03-14 22:48:16
Quote ID: 103
• [Tactcat] to be frank, i'm fried, but i don't mind • [Purride] friesssss • [Purride] lmao I missread ''i'm fries'' • [Tactcat] lmfao • [Tactcat] fuck i'm dying • [Tactcat] i'm too fries for this shit lmfao • [Purride] lmaooo mee • [Tactcat] fuck • [Tactcat] can't stop laughing • [Purride] hahaha • [Tactcat] im fries • [Tactcat] holy fuck
date: 2018-02-17 16:51:46
Quote ID: 102
[Maaaaaaaaaus] i'm listening to a pop from the early 00's playlist in spanish [Maaaaaaaaaus] and it's killing my heart [Somenyan] bye
date: 2017-12-25 14:23:02
Quote ID: 101
[Kitty359] JESUS CHRIST ( SRRY JESUS ) BUT WT...... :O
date: 2017-11-29 09:06:47
Quote ID: 100
[Roonymoon] my family does care about me if you didnt know smartass :)
date: 2017-11-29 09:06:27
Quote ID: 99
[Sinyuki] oh and zack dont tell alex about that crush [Xxzackeryxx] i wont
date: 2017-11-24 06:09:10
Quote ID: 89
[Tactcat] why do bananas even smell like they do
[Luticus] i dont remember what a banana smells like tbh
[Luticus] i havent touched a banana in 2 years so yea tact i dont remember what they smell like
date: 2017-11-05 23:46:16
Quote ID: 88
[L_eila_a] hi josh
[Luticus] how are you guys
[L_eila_a] meh
[L_eila_a] no im fine
[Goldensunuu] ^^
[Luticus] thats good i guess
[L_eila_a] mhm
[L_eila_a] you?
[Luticus] not so good tbh
[L_eila_a] whats wrong
[Luticus] idk. ive been feeling more depressed and lonely than usual ever since yesterday
[Goldensunuu] why do you think
[Luticus] wdym
[L_eila_a] ???
[L_eila_a] yeah wdym
[Goldensunuu] why do you think youve been feeling more depressed
date: 2017-11-05 23:30:14
Quote ID: 87
[Djildo] and not even in english
[Kitsy2] ikr
[Goldensunuu] leila
[Kitsy2] did you know your name sounds a lot like dildo
date: 2017-11-05 23:29:49
Quote ID: 86
[Kelli06] fuck come online Julie
[Tactcat] julie argh why have you been offline all day
[Tactcat] ikr
[Carolinepc] how do you know he doesn't know julie
[Carolinepc] maybe he does
[Carolinepc] maybe we are all friends with her and share your pain
[Kelli06] oh ye? then what's her secret?
[Tactcat] it's that she likes someone
[Kelli06] nope
[Tactcat] yes
[Tactcat] do YOU even know julie?
[Carolinepc] hmmm, she's a lesbian?
[Kelli06] SMH NO
[Carolinepc] OH WAIT I KNOW
[Carolinepc] she's on drugs
[Carolinepc] after that i give up
[Kelli06] nope
[Tactcat] julie got expelled
[Tactcat] after doing drugs
[Kelli06] and she's 10 wtf dude
[Kelli06] NO!
[Tactcat] and she likes someone
[Kelli06] NO
[Tactcat] because of the drugs
[Kelli06] NOOOOO
date: 2017-11-29 08:57:37
Quote ID: 85
[Biter] Fedzinit that time I rowed with two girls and impressed them with my rowing skills.
date: 2017-09-03 20:04:33
Quote ID: 84
[en] [Tactcat] i've stopped giving him treats every time he namedrops math problems
date: 2017-09-03 12:47:42
Quote ID: 83
[Fundies] hi
[Notcreative] new tiger?
[Fundies] everytime some stranger says hi to me u or jcki always say that
[Notcreative] we know how much you like remembering him
[Fundies] yeah he was the best
date: 2017-08-21 06:08:03
Quote ID: 82
[Mengru] eat milk
date: 2017-07-20 15:25:39
Quote ID: 80
[Type123dumbo] please keep this chat
[Type123dumbo] safe for me
[Type123dumbo] shaman safe me u gay faggot
date: 2016-12-30 23:39:41
Quote ID: 79
> [en] [Holami923] i am 8
< [Holami923] everything you've been told about swearing has been wrong
date: 2016-12-30 13:26:07
Quote ID: 78
[Imaginist] just because i held a knife to your throat doesn't mean i forced you to do anything
date: 2016-12-29 12:04:18
Quote ID: 77
[Jerjery] once someone called me on the phone
[Jerjery] I said hi
[Jerjery] who is this
[Jerjery] then he just moaned for 5 minutes
[Jerjery] then i realized it was my dad pranking me
[Jerjery] nobody likes my stories
date: 2016-12-29 10:59:08
Quote ID: 76
[Jerjery] i met someone in the internet
[Jerjery] they told me to skype them
[Jerjery] I saw ..
[Jerjery] ..
[Jerjery] a
[Jerjery] ...
[Jerjery] idk should i share my life lol
[Jerjery] lets just say i saw something and i turned bi
date: 2016-12-29 10:55:04
Quote ID: 75
[Jerjery] I am 19
[Jerjery] i have a dog named wif
[Jerjery] wife
[Jerjery] therefore i have a wife
[Jerjery] and my wife forced me to play this cause i hate my dog
[Jerjery] she biting all things
date: 2016-12-29 10:52:12
Quote ID: 74
[Yunamon] didn't see that was a ghost plank...
[Yunamon] anyone happens to have revive?
[Yunamon] just my luck.... *cries in dutch*
date: 2016-12-27 22:06:15
Quote ID: 73
[Mulle_04] ;)
date: 2016-12-27 21:22:17
Quote ID: 72
date: 2016-12-24 23:58:59
Quote ID: 71
[Lunafire99] you look more like a goat that a sheep and sheeps go "baaah" and goats go "meeehhh"
[Sheepbites] what the fuck lunafire99
[Macckenzie] luna are you jelly
[Lunafire99] im just sayin :L
[Lunafire99] HOW
date: 2016-12-24 10:08:48
Quote ID: 70
date: 2016-12-24 10:00:32
Quote ID: 69
[Lunafire99] tf
[Lunafire99] ASSHOLES
[Sheepbites] deyna did lunafire99
[Deyna] wat
[Fundies] rip
[Nocheesenope] I only killed 1 person by a snowball
[Deyna] it was mi
[Sheepbites] see, he didn't deny it
[Deyna] i regret nothing
date: 2016-12-24 09:58:38
Quote ID: 68
[Ftlover] sending letters to myself
[Ftlover] #rip
date: 2016-12-22 11:30:56
Quote ID: 67
> [Levelup] sell your ideas for like
> [Levelup] a crisp 10 dollar bill
< [Tactcat] it's like ~1.5 grams of weed, i don't see why not
date: 2016-12-22 08:40:32
Quote ID: 66
[Iamkinglol] a fire is lit
date: 2016-12-21 10:10:11
Quote ID: 63
[Hypercheesy] blues are angels
[Hypercheesy] cos angel is bluie
[Zacriker] [•] 2053
[Jdeanluis] ........
[Winht] xD
[Zacriker] angels are white
[Jdeanluis] LOL
[Zacriker] im lagging so bad
[Jdeanluis] GJ
[Tactcat] and so are you
date: 2016-12-16 16:52:56
Quote ID: 62
• [Tactcat] no no you eat the
• [Tactcat] plant parasites
• [Tactcat] ladybugs eat those tiny plant eater insects
• [Tactcat] also they fly up to god to ask for good weather
date: 2016-12-08 01:39:10
Quote ID: 61
date: 2016-12-08 01:33:50
Quote ID: 60
[Ukingthebest] ok bojana now
[Jasamkravaxd] now uking
[Jasamkravaxd] okok
date: 2016-12-08 01:22:49
Quote ID: 59
[Ushafuse] nice ice sword you got there
[Cloudligth] hahaha
date: 2016-12-08 01:22:37
Quote ID: 58
[Elkindred] We are fucking mouses forced to get the cheese
[Elkindred] Wich it's far away btw
[Kimjunki] fully agreed
date: 2016-12-08 01:22:21
Quote ID: 57
[Dedax] is there a tfm cowboy hat?
[Imaginist] yes
[Crownkitty] yes
date: 2016-12-08 01:22:10
Quote ID: 56
[Crownkitty] Some people can't be helped.
[Crownkitty] Help Yourself.
[Nadiatara] ive tried
[Nadiatara] now just help
date: 2016-12-08 01:21:54
Quote ID: 55
> [en] [Elizalove] loved it
> [en] [Elizalove] felt alive
date: 2016-12-08 01:21:47
Quote ID: 54
[Lscr] i have some pics of ronaldinho surrounded by like 50 girls on my phone
date: 2016-12-08 01:21:39
Quote ID: 53
• [Lovelybacon] i do hate a lot of people
date: 2016-12-08 01:21:27
Quote ID: 52
[14:09] [Crownkitty] million dollas
date: 2016-12-08 01:21:21
Quote ID: 50
[Lovleyke] my jaw makes crack noises when im moving to my mouth
[Tactcat] did you get your lubrication done?
[Tactcat] jaw lubrication
[Lovleyke] no
[Tactcat] it's every 10 years
[Tactcat] oh you need to do that
[Lovleyke] well my parents are at work so....
[Tactcat] it can probably wait
[Lovleyke] i didnt even talk to my father
date: 2016-12-05 03:48:27
Quote ID: 49
[Wachie] AAHAHA
[Tonjechan] AHAHAHAH
[Tonjechan] aHAHAHA
[Wachie] HAHH
[Tonjechan] HHAHa
[Wachie] AHH
date: 2016-12-05 03:48:12
Quote ID: 48
[Elkindred] You can name it
[Elkindred] Bob The Drag Queen
[Tactcat] What the fuck, Kindred...
[Elkindred] what
[Tactcat] Bob The Drag Queen????
[Elkindred] Drag queens are fucking awesome
[Tactcat] Do YOU want my kid to be bullied?
[Elkindred] Hell yeah
[Elkindred] Fuck off
date: 2016-12-05 03:48:02
Quote ID: 47
[Zebria] The build doesn't matter, it's the planks that matter
date: 2016-12-05 03:47:50
Quote ID: 46
> [en] [Sarkazm] thanks
< [Sarkazm] i sent you a dick
> [en] [Sarkazm] i know
date: 2016-12-05 03:47:43
Quote ID: 45
[Excretion] i kept leaving him hints
[Excretion] like some mexican soldiers were in dublin
[Excretion] and i said wow theyre hot i love me some mexican food
[Excretion] and hes like ok lee
date: 2016-12-05 02:48:15
Quote ID: 44
< [Tabularosa] her cat-mode is talking like
< [Tabularosa] she says "........"
< [Tabularosa] and then "mrrow?"
[Ilovecat222] :D
< [Tabularosa] and then she says "good thing I know how to talk cat"
[Ilovecat222] .......................................
[Ilovecat222] Mrrow?
date: 2016-12-05 02:47:23
Quote ID: 43
> [en] [Featuredm] how?
< [Featuredm] just type /mort
> [en] [Featuredm] i type and nothing
< [Featuredm] just keep typing it every round
< [Featuredm] it accumulates
> [en] [Featuredm] and what will do?
< [Featuredm] you'll end up with 700 fraises!
> [en] [Featuredm] its scam
> [en] [Featuredm] nobody can get fraises for free lol
< [Featuredm] it was made as a secret for old players
> [en] [Featuredm] its not working ;c
< [Featuredm] not right away :)
> [en] [Featuredm] ?
date: 2016-12-05 01:05:53
Quote ID: 39
[Wolfyclaws] no tropical juice ahhhhhhhh

[Wolfyclaws] i hate watching baking videos if theyre not asian

[Wolfyclaws] please smile while im gone

[Levelup] have you ever played lego by yourself for 4 hours
[Wolfyclaws] existence

[Imaginist] you frighten him amy
[Wolfyclaws] he loves it
[Imaginist] no he does not
[Wolfyclaws] exactly
date: 2016-12-04 10:52:06
Quote ID: 38
[Tactcat] haha
[Tactcat] i'm on my own list of people i want dead
[Tactcat] man that's hardcore
No cheese for you! ^_^
[Megysuny] What are you emo
No cheese for you! ^_^
[Tactcat] i'm not even emo, i'm neogoth
date: 2016-12-04 10:21:12
Quote ID: 37
[Megysuny] last two are just me and snow
[Tactcat] adorable small animal..
[Jacobmood] Omg adorable
[Megysuny] I love her to bits
[Megysuny] Her name though..
[Megysuny] Is pepe
[Megysuny] And im not even sorry
[Tactcat] there was a minor error, it's fixed now
[Tactcat] everything should be working
[Jacobmood] Pepe...
date: 2016-12-05 03:45:14
Quote ID: 36
[Jacobmood] It broke instead LMAO
[Jacobmood] http://prntscr.com/df5eii
[Megysuny] gotta love my princess
date: 2016-12-04 10:13:45
Quote ID: 35
• [Harleigh] dont u just love a client with a hairy ass
• [Harleigh] really appeals to my inner furry
• [Harleigh] being able to stroke something so silky
date: 2016-12-04 10:12:04
Quote ID: 34
Cheeeeeese *-* (199.99s)
[Jacobmood] It's not allowing me to submit new quote
[Megysuny] I have a to n of photos of my puppy
[Tactcat] the only creative things i've done has been that quotes thing, the website and maybe a few photos
[Megysuny] Do you want to see
date: 2016-12-04 10:11:45
Quote ID: 33
[Tactcat] you can try getting weed on grindr
date: 2016-12-04 09:30:48
Quote ID: 29
< [Spiderswicks] English is delicious
> [en] [Spiderswicks] yes but my english is not
> [en] [Spiderswicks] ı learned this english in some videos :DD
> [en] [Spiderswicks] like porn :D haha
date: 2016-12-04 09:19:52
Quote ID: 28
[Sofiasofaki] 1) find an excuse to be depressed ( aka, my nail broke im gonne die, my bf dumped me after two days aka )
[Sofiasofaki] 2) bitch on the internet about it
[Sofiasofaki] 3) slit your wrists and upload photos of it
[Sofiasofaki] 4) say you're gonna kill yourself AND CHANGE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE TO PITCH BLACK
[Sofiasofaki] 5) wait for the attention bags
date: 2016-12-04 09:19:29
Quote ID: 19
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date: 2016-12-04 08:33:28