[13:22][Frostwerks] im lightly slapping my cat with a sock full of cooked rice but everytime i hit him some rice falls out through hole in sock and the cat is eating it
[Tosspot00] drugs are safe, school isn't
[Tosspot00] have you seen any shootings happen in drugs?
[Tosspot00] nope
[Tosspot00] drugs are 100% safer than schools
•[Tactcat] to be frank, i'm fried, but i don't mind
•[Purride] friesssss
•[Purride] lmao I missread ''i'm fries''
•[Tactcat] lmfao
•[Tactcat] fuck i'm dying
•[Tactcat] i'm too fries for this shit lmfao
•[Purride] lmaooo mee
•[Tactcat] fuck
•[Tactcat] can't stop laughing
•[Purride] hahaha
•[Tactcat] im fries
•[Tactcat] holy fuck
[Tactcat] why do bananas even smell like they do [Luticus] i dont remember what a banana smells like tbh [Luticus] i havent touched a banana in 2 years so yea tact i dont remember what they smell like
[L_eila_a] hi josh [Luticus] how are you guys [L_eila_a] meh [L_eila_a] no im fine [Goldensunuu] ^^ [Luticus] thats good i guess [L_eila_a] mhm [L_eila_a] you? [Luticus] not so good tbh [L_eila_a] whats wrong [Luticus] idk. ive been feeling more depressed and lonely than usual ever since yesterday [Goldensunuu] why do you think [Luticus] wdym [L_eila_a] ??? [L_eila_a] yeah wdym [Goldensunuu] why do you think youve been feeling more depressed
[Kelli06] fuck come online Julie [Tactcat] julie argh why have you been offline all day [Kelli06] I HAVEN'T SEEN HER IN 5 DAYS SMH [Tactcat] ikr [Kelli06] I WISH THERE WERE NO TIME DIFFERENCES IT WOULD BE EASIER [Kelli06] WAIT U DUNNO JULIE WHO TF R U XD [Carolinepc] how do you know he doesn't know julie [Carolinepc] maybe he does [Carolinepc] maybe we are all friends with her and share your pain [Kelli06] oh ye? then what's her secret? [Tactcat] it's that she likes someone [Kelli06] nope [Tactcat] yes [Tactcat] do YOU even know julie? [Carolinepc] hmmm, she's a lesbian? [Kelli06] SMH NO [Carolinepc] OH WAIT I KNOW [Carolinepc] she's on drugs [Carolinepc] after that i give up [Kelli06] nope [Tactcat] julie got expelled [Tactcat] after doing drugs [Kelli06] and she's 10 wtf dude [Kelli06] NO! [Tactcat] and she likes someone [Kelli06] NO [Tactcat] because of the drugs [Kelli06] NOOOOO
[Fundies] hi [Notcreative] new tiger? [Fundies] everytime some stranger says hi to me u or jcki always say that [Notcreative] we know how much you like remembering him [Fundies] yeah he was the best
[Jerjery] once someone called me on the phone [Jerjery] I said hi [Jerjery] who is this [Jerjery] then he just moaned for 5 minutes [Jerjery] then i realized it was my dad pranking me ... [Jerjery] nobody likes my stories
[Jerjery] i met someone in the internet [Jerjery] they told me to skype them [Jerjery] I saw .. [Jerjery] .. [Jerjery] a [Jerjery] ... [Jerjery] idk should i share my life lol [Jerjery] lets just say i saw something and i turned bi
[Jerjery] I am 19 [Jerjery] i have a dog named wif [Jerjery] wife [Jerjery] therefore i have a wife [Jerjery] and my wife forced me to play this cause i hate my dog [Jerjery] she biting all things
[Lunafire99] you look more like a goat that a sheep and sheeps go "baaah" and goats go "meeehhh" [Sheepbites] what the fuck lunafire99 [Macckenzie] luna are you jelly [Lunafire99] im just sayin :L [Lunafire99] HOW [Lunafire99] IM LITERALLY JUST SAYING THE DIFFERENCES!!
[Lunafire99] tf [Lunafire99] ASSHOLES [Lunafire99] WHO FUCKIND DID THAT [Sheepbites] deyna did lunafire99 [Deyna] wat [Fundies] rip [Nocheesenope] I only killed 1 person by a snowball [Deyna] it was mi [Sheepbites] see, he didn't deny it [Deyna] i regret nothing [Lunafire99] IF DEYNA SAID WAT THEN IT'S OBVIOUS THAT HE DIDN'T
[Hypercheesy] blues are angels [Hypercheesy] cos angel is bluie [Zacriker][•] 2053 [Jdeanluis] ........ [Winht] xD [Zacriker] angels are white [Jdeanluis] LOL [Zacriker] im lagging so bad [Jdeanluis] GJ [Tactcat] and so are you
•[Tactcat] no no you eat the •[Tactcat] plant parasites •[Tactcat] ladybugs eat those tiny plant eater insects •[Tactcat] also they fly up to god to ask for good weather
[Lovleyke] my jaw makes crack noises when im moving to my mouth [Tactcat] did you get your lubrication done? [Tactcat] jaw lubrication [Lovleyke] no [Tactcat] it's every 10 years [Tactcat] oh you need to do that [Lovleyke] well my parents are at work so.... [Tactcat] it can probably wait [Lovleyke] i didnt even talk to my father
[Elkindred] You can name it [Elkindred] Bob The Drag Queen [Tactcat] What the fuck, Kindred... [Elkindred] what [Tactcat] Bob The Drag Queen???? [Elkindred] Drag queens are fucking awesome [Tactcat] Do YOU want my kid to be bullied? [Elkindred] Hell yeah [Elkindred] Fuck off
[Excretion] i kept leaving him hints [Excretion] like some mexican soldiers were in dublin [Excretion] and i said wow theyre hot i love me some mexican food [Excretion] and hes like ok lee
< [Tabularosa] her cat-mode is talking like < [Tabularosa] she says "........" < [Tabularosa] and then "mrrow?" [Ilovecat222] :D < [Tabularosa] and then she says "good thing I know how to talk cat" [Ilovecat222] ....................................... [Ilovecat222] Mrrow?
> [en] [Featuredm] how? < [Featuredm] just type /mort > [en] [Featuredm] i type and nothing < [Featuredm] just keep typing it every round < [Featuredm] it accumulates > [en] [Featuredm] and what will do? < [Featuredm] you'll end up with 700 fraises! > [en] [Featuredm] its scam > [en] [Featuredm] nobody can get fraises for free lol < [Featuredm] it was made as a secret for old players > [en] [Featuredm] its not working ;c < [Featuredm] not right away :) > [en] [Featuredm] ?
[Tactcat] haha [Tactcat] i'm on my own list of people i want dead [Tactcat] man that's hardcore No cheese for you! ^_^ [Megysuny] What are you emo No cheese for you! ^_^ [Tactcat] i'm not even emo, i'm neogoth
[Megysuny] last two are just me and snow [Tactcat] adorable small animal.. [Jacobmood] Omg adorable [Megysuny] I love her to bits [Megysuny] Her name though.. [Megysuny] Is pepe [Megysuny] And im not even sorry [Tactcat] there was a minor error, it's fixed now [Tactcat] everything should be working [Jacobmood] Pepe...
•[Harleigh] dont u just love a client with a hairy ass •[Harleigh] really appeals to my inner furry •[Harleigh] being able to stroke something so silky
Cheeeeeese *-* (199.99s) [Jacobmood] It's not allowing me to submit new quote [Megysuny] I have a to n of photos of my puppy [Tactcat] the only creative things i've done has been that quotes thing, the website and maybe a few photos [Megysuny] Do you want to see
< [Spiderswicks] English is delicious > [en] [Spiderswicks] yes but my english is not > [en] [Spiderswicks] ı learned this english in some videos :DD > [en] [Spiderswicks] like porn :D haha
[Sofiasofaki] 1) find an excuse to be depressed ( aka, my nail broke im gonne die, my bf dumped me after two days aka ) [Sofiasofaki] 2) bitch on the internet about it [Sofiasofaki] 3) slit your wrists and upload photos of it [Sofiasofaki] 4) say you're gonna kill yourself AND CHANGE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE TO PITCH BLACK [Sofiasofaki] 5) wait for the attention bags
This tribe name is already taken, please choose another. Admshumaker is now your shaman, follow her! Admshumaker had just unlocked the «Cheeeeeese *-*» title. [Admshumaker] Hello. Admshumaker just connected. Admshumaker has disconnected. [Admshumaker] • [SERVER] The server will restart in 2 minutes. Admshumaker is now your shaman, follow her! [Shaman Admshumaker] Hello. < [Evilsantah] hi qt > [Evilsantah] > [Evilsantah] hi qt •[Admshumaker] •[Admshumaker] Hello. [20:13][•] [20:13] [•] You have joined the channel [#united kingdom] •[en] Don't forget to nominate Transformice for "the Best Use Of A Farm Animal Award"!