[12:10] [Goat] would you rather be eaten by a human or a rat

[11:53] [Jealy] did you hear about the cannibal who got home too late for dinner, his wife gave him the cold shoulder

[11:51] [Oekonom] one guy was looking online for someone to eat
[11:51] [Oekonom] and one guy was looking for someone to eat him
[11:51] [Oekonom] and they found each other and met up

[20:56] [Tactcat] file:///C:/Users/Niclas/Videos/search.mp4
[20:56] [Tactcat] .
[20:56] [Tactcat] http://niclasjensen.dk/search.mp4

[22:34] [Truckerdillo] my dogs pregnant
[22:35] [Lordminon777] hope your dogs ok
[22:36] [Truckerdillo] its pregnant not dead
[22:36] [Lordminon777] but u can die from that

[22:45] [Suspiciousbagel] i will draw bread for furs im taking commisions you want brioche? baguette? ciabatta? i got youa

[13:19] [Jealy] has anyone else "learned" their mother tongue on duolingo just to farm xp or is that just me

[17:46] [Codyfun123] szyigiy monsters!
[17:46] [Codyfun123] gotta ?? polski???????? them al?l

[15:56] [Mar] i had a whole minion bed in middle school

[07:07] [Natalybey] when i was 9
[07:07] [Natalybey] i had to wear a hat
[07:08] [Natalybey] so i could ride a rollercoaster

[10:30] [Urwa] im human not chicken
[10:32] [Tactcat] are you?
[10:32] [Laurierose] are you?
[10:32] [Mastaofafk] are you?

[08:03] [Marx] whos karl
[08:03] [Marx] o h

[20:33] [Beloise] my grandma steals mangoes

[22:25] [Milecchn] germaphobes are cowards
[22:25] [Milecchn] lol imagine being scared of particles

[16:03] [e2] [Vilmima#0000] Yeah, but US is like 50 different countries

[07:15] [Milecchn] thank the lord of turkey dinosaurs

[00:17] [Goat] omg i just remembered i have m&m's
..
[00:20] [Goat] i ran out of m&m's

[06:53] [Urwa] imagine asking a crackhead where their shirt is

[08:00] [Tactcat] animals are naked o_O
[08:00] [Astriel] wow rlly

[01:28] [Tactcat] i've always wanted to yell that it's a shrek only room

[01:19] [Milecchn] shrek is NOT in louisiana

[20:49] [Milecchn] ok i dont wish death on him but.. just a lil bit. as a treat.

[Ferretfox] once I watched titanic in its entirety upside down
[Ferretfox] I was mad cooked so I thought they were aliens

[21:58] [Jamiemarie] one time i gave my number to someone from on here
[21:58] [Jamiemarie] and they posted it in the comments section of a porn site

[06:34] [Urwa] oh no (2)
[06:34] [Tactcat] collapsing under own weight
[06:34] [Urwa] oh no
[06:34] [Xavinich] oh no
[06:34] [Urwa] oh no
[06:34] [Xavinich] oh no
[06:34] [Urwa] oh no
[06:34] [Xavinich] oh no
[06:34] [Urwa] oh no

[21:26] [Tactcat] you guys are a lil uptight about murder :/
[21:26] [Tactcat] why not relax and partake in some homicide?

[00:15] [Lovephil] you dont know what ive seen or what petitions i've signed

[21:47] [Urwa] are cows fictional
[21:47] [Milecchn] yes
[21:47] [Goat] yes
[21:47] [Tactcat] yes

[00:01] [Orbit] mods arent scary i could beat them all up irl
[00:01] [Alfiecakes] bet

[06:39] [Skintyqween] PIGEON HAT
> [06:39] [e2] [Tactcat#0000] PIGEON HAT
[06:39] [Urwa] PIGEON HAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
[06:39] [Tactcat] PIGEON HAT
[06:39] [Skintyqween] PIGEON HAT
< [06:39] [Tactcat#0000] PIGEON HAT
[06:39] [Dea_bu] PIGEON HAT!
[06:39] [Venusise] PIGEON HAT
[06:39] [Tactcat] PIGEON HATTTTTTTTTTTTT
[06:39] [Cass11337] PIGEON HAT

[11:19] [Urwa] what are lava lamps even made of
[11:19] [Timtam6539] lava
[11:19] [Chrissie] lava, duhh

[08:43] [Superyacine] i wonder if there are any animes where god is dead
[08:43] [Urwa] isnt that all of them

[06:24] [Mintyxi] my coming out story was when my junior year ap lang teacher made me sexually confused[06:24] [Mintyxi] she was the first time i overanalyzed comments on my essays...
[06:24] [Mintyxi] sometimes i still fantasize about us talking about books together... over some wine... IDK...

[02:11] [Orbit] im eating cabbage and ice cream

[01:40] [Goat] wtf is a guest closet
[01:40] [Goat] do you shove them in there when you get tired of them

[04:05] [Suleymaa] im not sleeping with a potato on my face

[03:22] [Urwa] lord
[03:22] [Laurierose] yes
[03:22] [Urwa] ur not the lord
[03:22] [Laurierose] oh

[00:42] [Anomaletix] not to be political or everything
[00:42] [Anomaletix] but what the HELL is oatmeal

[04:37] [Superconnor] !milk is watered down mayo

[20:37] [Urwa] hubble is a space telescope
[20:39] [Whiteuni01] oh I don't use telescopes

[20:13] [Lexi] Candehh#0000
[20:13] [Candehh] moo
[20:13] [Lexi] ok nevermind i regret saying anything

[19:01] [Superyacine] I was attacked by 1,3,5,7 and 9..... The odds were against me.
[19:02] [Chizworth] what happened to 8

[02:27] [Royburger] tfm mice have tfm souls
[02:27] [Urwa] yh but tfm souls dont exist
[02:27] [Royburger] imagine being a tfm athiest
[02:27] [Vennenum] thats fucked

[00:55] [Crazehkitteh] the vibes
[00:55] [Crazehkitteh] are immaculate

[04:17] [Becc] i love bananas dipped in ketchup topped w seafood and cleaned down w milk

[19:53] [Milecchn] i use left hand arrows and right hand wasd

[16:22] [Ferretfox] i asked her what she would call the opposite of petrichor, as in the smell before the rain
[16:22] [Ferretfox] instead of after
[16:22] [Ferretfox] and she was like
[16:22] [Ferretfox] pretrichor

[03:32] [Dsjfnnj] no i would crack eggs partially and put them back in the fridge
[03:32] [Dsjfnnj] i feel bad now
[03:32] [Dronaishcray] why taro
[03:33] [Amethyst_x] wait why?
[03:33] [Dsjfnnj] cuz cracking eggs was fun LOL

[01:57] [Radiowaves] did you know you can order 10000 ladybugs on amazon

[21:34] [Saraheleven] Fluffyzoe#0000 do u like ham
[21:35] [Fluffyzoe] Saraheleven#0000 yes
[21:35] [Saraheleven] nice

[02:52] [Mermaidtails] yes i'm a vegan, yes i eat only meat, yes we exist

[03:44] [Siroofsalot] we have a skunk that my dad named delilah that comes around

[03:49] [Urwa] anyway i wouldnt believe anyone who said they saw a hjackalope
[03:50] [Ferretfox] so whaat you're saying is
[03:50] [Ferretfox] when people tell you they saw a jackalope, you say jackanope?

[04:24] [Twix] i slept through my french zoom call today
[04:24] [Urwa] god thats just a 2020 sentence
[04:24] [Alexandra] currently skipping my russian zoom class

[03:36] [Loopalops] loopalops
[03:37] [Loopaloops] loopaloops

[Feet] bro how can u be homophobic u literally live in a home

[14:53] [Galaxii] OMG STOP FUCIN AROUND SHAMS
[14:54] [Galaxii] NO I DID NOT SWEAR BTW
[14:54] [Goat] i think you swore :(
[14:54] [Goat] thats not nice :(
[14:54] [Goat] we dont swear here :(
[14:54] [Galaxii] sorry :(

[Joseafh] is your rrefrigerator running
[Nymbra] no
[Goat] no
[Rosabee] no
[Edme1018] no
[Frog] no
[Joseafh] no
[Electret] no

[00:52] [Lou] top 10 epic murderlas

[22:02] [Lexi] if you cant kill someone with your hands you dont deserve to murder someone

[22:35] [Nymbra] wtf the libraries are closed
[22:36] [Nymbra] where the fuck am i supposed to get my thermometer now?

[22:12] [Orbit] i play it in the shower people r plants too i am watering myself

[23:42] [Tactcat] let me try to do plankhold build after
[23:42] [Tactcat] i haven't really done them in a long time lol
Ξ [Cass11337#8417] !rst
Thanks to Tactcat, we gathered 0 cheese!
Thanks to Lou, we gathered 0 cheese!
Tactcat is now our shaman, follow her!
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[23:43] [Tactcat] A SIGN FROM THE GODS
[23:43] [Tactcat] a raise my tiny fists like antennae to heaven

[07:25] [Goat] can i have your cat
[07:25] [Urwa] goat pls
[07:25] [Goat] someone will say yes one day
[07:26] [Urwa] no they wont
[07:26] [Goat] yes
[07:26] [Goat] i just need a gun

[07:17] [V_kook] has anyone seen goats with adhd?
[07:17] [Goat] no im lazy

[22:03] [Frostwerks] the virus is a french plot to save transformice

[03:50] [Casserole] gtg crossing the road
[03:50] [Tactcat] o/
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[03:50] [Pegasusflyer] o
Casserole#1798 has disconnected.
[03:50] [Pegasusflyer] was he walking while doing this??
[03:50] [Pegasusflyer] oml
[03:50] [Tactcat] is dude playing tfm while walking dfown the street??

[21:42] [Stanleyjub] i just want to hug all the cats in the world ;_;

[21:36] [Nymbra] the only thing stopping my cat from killing me is his lack of thumbs
[21:36] [Lexi] thats the only thing stopping cats from killing us all

[20:34] [Beloise] yes ive kissed across the x axis

[18:05] [Radiowaves] its thundering outside but also someone is just REVVING their engine outside
[18:05] [Radiowaves] like bro you cannot fight god

[00:16] [Lostwolff] but there are so many beetles, one for everybody,

[00:10] [Larxspur] "nymbra"
[00:10] [Larxspur] if that's even your real alias
[00:11] [Nymbra] its my.... pseudoNYM ;)

[23:50] [O_c] SLOOSH

[01:17] [Nymbra] i am
[01:17] [Nymbra] confused
[01:17] [Nymbra] and scared

[18:04] [Blazerelm] join ./room bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh

[Chiaotzu2] i cant wait until catfisherman drags me out of my house, burns it down, and kills me

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• [Moderation] this is my domain now
• [06:28] [Pegasusflyer#0000] • [Moderation this is my domain now
• [06:28] [Pegasusflyer#0000] ???
• [06:31] [Tactcat#0000] spooky mod ghost....
• [06:31] [Tactcat#0000] we just spook it off
[06:31] [Tactcat] you have no power here, demon
[06:31] [Pegasusflyer] lmaoo
• [06:31] [Tactcat#0000] there
• [Moderation] yes I do, foolish mortal
[06:31] [Pegasusflyer] what
[06:31] [Tactcat] i scare thee away with milk
[06:31] [Tactcat] i have milk, stay away
• [Moderation] but I like milk...
[06:31] [Tactcat] dam this demon likes milk
[06:32] [Pegasusflyer] LMAOO
• [Moderation] just not on my cereal, okay??
[06:32] [Tactcat] ok how about this
[06:32] [Pegasusflyer] it's good that you can drink milk
[06:32] [Tactcat] if you don't go away, i pour the milk on your cereal
• [Moderation] You can not talk for 1 hours. Reason: threats
• [06:32] You have been muted.]
• [Moderation] You can not talk for 1 hours. Reason: threats (2)
[06:32] [Pegasusflyer] damn
[06:32] [Pegasusflyer] harsh

Ξ Lou#0010 has entered the room.
< [01:51] [Lou#0010] ..i can explain
< [01:51] [Lou#0010] not meli
[01:51] [Lou] I'm reporting u
< [01:51] [Lou#0010] nnot anything
< [01:51] [Lou#0010] ignore me
[01:51] [Tactcat] :i
• [Moderation] You can not talk for 0 hours. Reason: warning stop making dicks out of boxes or u get banned

[Sareruh] I DONT FUCK WITH APPLE JUICE
[Sareruh] JUST TO CLARIFY

[23:56] [Skintyqween] i want to go to jordan
[23:56] [Skintyqween] bc the dead sea
[23:57] [Stanleyjub] shoulda seen it when it was alive

[23:40] [Lostwolff] do you mean the two lucifer statues the curch had made, the first was thought to be too sexy, so they asked the artists brother to make another one, and it was sexier?

[e2] [Haydaytime#0000] my parents are communits
[e2] [Masterzion#0000] xD
[e2] [Jackiscute#0000] my parents are catholic

[17:28] [Stanleyjub] i don't have a thermometer either :/ don't you all borrow one at your local library too?
..
[17:32] [Urwa] Milecchn#0000
[17:32] [Shaggyt] thats not even allowed at a library computer station?
[17:32] [Milecchn] ya Urwa#8194
[17:32] [Urwa] do u think libraries should stock thermometers
[17:32] [Milecchn] no
[17:32] [Urwa] why not
[17:33] [Milecchn] bc why
[17:33] [Shaggyt] but why not
[17:33] [Stanleyjub] no plural, just the one that is chained to a wall
[17:33] [Urwa] idk if u think u have a fever n u dont own a thermometer
[17:33] [Milecchn] but who goes to the library to get a thermometer

[Ferretfox] saves are a trap designed to ruin fun

[12:25] [Horsejockey] do not deny me the joy of stupidity

[18:45] [Havoc] where did this influx of fuckery come from

[22:36] [Birdai] think I'm gonna impluse buy some rats tomorrow

[23:26] [Beloise] i'm gonna write my own satirical one day
[23:26] [Beloise] called..
[23:26] [Beloise] 1985.

[17:00] [Chimichanga] urwa help
[17:00] [Chimichanga] me escape my mediocrity

[16:44] [Milecchn] metrecchn..
[16:44] [Milecchn] my evil twin

[21:17] [Catfisherman] if I was the Hokage , I would have sold Naruto to the Village Hidden in the Dumpster

[23:39] [Orbit] i dont like reptiles. they are not friendly
[23:39] [Mxxnlit] they don't seem very huggable

[23:18] [Nymbra] i want an afghan blanke
[23:18] [Nymbra] blanek
[23:18] [Orbit] a whoot
[23:18] [Nymbra] blaken
[23:18] [Nymbra] blantk
[23:18] [Nymbra] blanket
[23:18] [Tactcat] do people call those just "afghans"?
[23:18] [Orbit] girl why was it so hard for u to type that

[21:36] [Burnttaco] what color does cocaine stain
[21:36] [Sparkle5] yellow
[21:36] [Burnttaco] oh i was hoping blue
[21:36] [Urwa] why would it be blue
[21:37] [Mrhugz] are you looking to stain someones nikes neys
[21:37] [Burnttaco] y would u want ur nikes stained yellow
[21:37] [Goat] dont sell me cocaine if its not colourful :/
[21:37] [Burnttaco] word

[00:23] [Beloise] h1n1 is such a cute virus omg
[00:23] [O_c] isnt that swine flu?

[23:05] [Beloise] i dont dabble in the art of knowing apple species

[13:37] [Urwa] u need a lobotomy
[13:37] [Oekonom] i wish

[12:44] [Milecchn] if i was from australia i'd be too powerful
[12:45] [Urwa] whys that
[12:45] [Milecchn] kangaroos
[12:45] [Urwa] that doesnt make sense
[12:46] [Milecchn] if you're in a country with kangaroos you're automatically just powerful
[12:46] [Urwa] but why
[12:48] [Milecchn] https://prnt.sc/qx0n7f
[12:48] [Milecchn] kangarooes are the best..

[22:14] [Orbit] obese or as i like to call it, clinically thick

[14:20] [Revol] that'd be agood name for an Indian restaurant
[14:20] [Revol] Second to Naan

[14:17] [Beloise] mr peanut's funeral?
[14:17] [Spritz] mr peanut's funeral
[14:17] [Truced] mr peanut's funeral?
[14:17] [Spritz] yeah mr peanut's funeral

[22:09] [Urwa] Tribe : Defenders of Richard
[22:09] [Urwa] who is richard
[22:09] [Dook] it was defenders of dick mods changed it :-(

[22:49] [Urwa] it always baffles me how people from that tiny ass island managed to conquer so much of the world
[22:50] [Orbit] you can get a lot done with pale skin and un earned confidence

[07:52] [Tactcat] first base bottom left, second base up left?
[07:52] [Inthebin] Yes
[07:52] [Tactcat] third base on ice pillar mid
[07:52] [Inthebin] Yes
[07:52] [Tactcat] fourth base in your panties
[07:53] [Inthebin] Yes

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[21:58] [e2] [Mincermouse2#0000] didnt furries lose the war..?
[21:58] [e2] [Crow#6576] idk
[21:58] [e2] [Urwa#8194] what war
[21:58] [e2] [Crow#6576] too much drama i dont keep up with
[21:58] [e2] [Mincermouse2#0000] bRUH
[21:58] [e2] [Mincermouse2#0000] YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT THE FURRY VS GAMER WAR??

[15:07] [Haystack] everything about this is so upsetting

[04:13] [Tactcat] behold my emotional efficiency

[02:53] [Lefermier] one time our school's fire alarm went off cuz someone lit a spider on fire

[05:11] [Spritz] might fuck around and name my future child hamlet

[03:47] [Tactcat] i'm poetic by nature

[21:21] [Milecchn] you guys are such big fans of ratatouille huh? name one song
[21:21] [Milecchn] smh they stay silent
[21:21] [Mustachioed] Ratatouille Original Soundtrack (International Version)
[21:22] [Milecchn] okay
[21:22] [Milecchn] name the artist
[21:22] [Milecchn] in that song
No cheese for you! ^_^
[21:22] [Mustachioed] it was a joke
[21:22] [Mustachioed] >:(
[21:22] [Milecchn] dont joke about ratatouille

[07:13] [Goat] i feel like i should just start saying every quote is by oscar wilde and nobody will ever question me...
[07:14] [Codyfun123] "time to terminate you" - oscar wilde

[06:41] [Otakutrashu] y'all excited for world war 3?
[06:41] [Otakutrashu] I'm not iranian or american so I can gladly watch it
[06:42] [Goat] wait do you know what a world war even means ;;;

[22:03] [Cikaria] ok i get it
[22:03] [Cikaria] no i dont get it

[22:02] [Cikaria] shit
[22:02] [Cikaria] look at that 6 face
[22:02] [Cikaria] this is infuriating

[06:55] [+Skelon] ay lads
[06:55] [+Skelon] very soon
[06:55] [+Skelon] eu will have one GB of free space
[06:55] [+Skelon] HAHA GEDDIT
[06:55] [+Skelon] ONE GB

[02:15] [Lefermier] is patch a furry
[02:15] [Patchworkdragon] no i just really like drawing reptiles
[02:15] [Codyfun123] so you're a scaly

[03:36] [Becc] 4:20pm blaze it
[03:36] [Becc] oh nvm it 4:21
[03:37] [Naan] It's okay Becc, it'll be four twenty too in a minute

[02:06] [Chiaotzu2] how often do u run into nazis in ur day to day
[02:06] [Lickitgoood] i always run into nazis at my nightly nazi rally

[01:43] [Padparadschia] simply not vibing w this room.. goodbye every1

[05:31] [Codyfun123] nobody:
[05:31] [Codyfun123] absolutely nobody:
[05:31] [Codyfun123] tfm: i'm putting the present inside the art

[00:35] [Cakecakecake] i have a set number of brain cells quota'd to be alcoholed out of existence

[04:59] [Lefermier] i always imagined it'd be pretty yeehaw and very smelly

[02:10] [Lilyopp] hemingway was all types of weird

[23:54] [Sacerdotalist] Tactcat#0000
[23:54] [Sacerdotalist] why you keep making mute sounds
[23:54] [Tactcat] not feeling like talking much
[23:54] [Sacerdotalist] i don't like getting "o/"
[23:55] [Tactcat] ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[22:24] [Urwa] tomatoes are fruits
[22:24] [Cakecakecake] oh fuck right off

[01:40] [Urwa] i hope this mapmaker.. dies at the hands of a highly aggressive bunch of geese
[01:40] [Goat] do geese have hands

[11:09] [Teatime] my eng teacher majored in eng, absolute madman

[08:46] [Superconnor] i had pet mice and my sisters mouse killed my mouse

[23:54] [Ratte] i make 6 figuers a year
[23:54] [Codyfun123] 6 figures a year is a terrible output for a clay model maker

[23:09] [Codyfun123] i wonder if hot cross buns are tax deductable

[23:11] [Lickitgoood] i prefer a doctor who didnt go to school personally - hes able to think outside the box

[22:55] [Codyfun123] git gud
[22:55] [Akzajakzz] get*
[22:55] [Akzajakzz] good*
[22:55] [Codyfun123] no, it's a meme. i spelled it as intended.

[12:21] [Thepurplepig] tall ppl dont understand
[12:22] [Thepurplepig] half of my angst poetry is about my struggles seein up everyone's nostrils
[12:22] [Urwa] what's the other half about
[12:22] [Thepurplepig] millenials

[12:15] [Thepurplepig] i am a kilometre long and bear the same mass as a dark matter black hole.
[12:16] [Thepurplepig] suffice to say, dont fuc kwith me

[14:52] [Ferretfox] ugly casanova is a weird way of saying cyrano de bergerac

[18:12] [Lefermier] bro this Brazilian girl transferred into my class and she knew what Tfm was

[18:03] [Lefermier] did you know koalas are now functionally extinct
[18:03] [Urwa] lucky them

[11:44] [Urwa] i never went to kindergarten
[11:44] [Liu] you missed out on naptime?

[13:19] [Urwa] what if i have befriended a serial killer
[13:19] [Starclan12] dw it happens

[18:41] [Souda] homie you need like. a redemption arc or something

[12:04] [Thepurplepig] sorry ladies
[12:04] [Noobienoob] i'm a man
[12:04] [Thepurplepig] sorry ladies
[12:04] [Thepurplepig] and man

[11:31] [Pingplebpong] WHAAAT
[11:31] [Pingplebpong] they get a second bin!!?
[11:31] [Urwa] "what! a second bin?! outrageous!!
[11:32] [Pingplebpong] it is! i'm so offended i've only had 1 bin

[00:12] [Codyfun123] technically dreadnought battleship battlecruiser etc. are all very specific words
[00:12] [Codyfun123] however they all mean "the thing that's gonna sink your little dinghy"

[13:29] [Urwa] why do people keep saying my name and then not following up
[13:30] [Faithypooo15] urwa
[13:30] [Lickitgoood] urwa
[13:30] [O_c] urwa
[13:30] [Paradokxical] urwa

[22:43] [Brian] looking at cat pics brb

[00:26] [Urwa] never ever!!
[00:26] [Ferretfox] nalways always

[01:00] [Hammsta] "stop being broke", the famous last words of the french upper class in 1789

[00:47] [Brian] my brain feels more wrinkly now

[22:30] [Ferretfox] i'm pavlov trained to have a heart attack every time the apple alarm goes off

[00:57] [Tactcat] if i weaponize urwa i'll be an unstoppable villain

[00:59] [Devviedehm] Poison? So you're the one who killed Archduke Ferdinand and started WW1
[00:59] [Urwa] wasnt ferdinand shot?
[00:59] [Devviedehm] DETAILS

[00:56] [Urwa] onions are beautiful

[16:14] [Tactcat] wtf, there's pro cannibal tumblr??
[16:14] [Laurierose] there is everything on tumblr
[16:14] [Superlunary] its tumblr
[16:14] [Lilyopp] of course there is
[16:14] [Iaremomo] theres a pro everything tumblr

[14:26] [Ferretfox] get your bread from heaven like the ancient israelites

[15:11] [Ferretfox] have fun grappling with the existential crisis that comes with finding out a cornerstone of your childhood is RACIST

[14:23] [Ferretfox] no i swear the crazy monkeys kill them

[22:05] [Juice] ill stick with making cookies n shit or slicing open dead people lmao

[14:30] [Jumboboy] if you want to reach something high, you wear your shoes (stilts) to reach it
[14:30] [Urwa] do u keep stilts for this purpose Jumboboy#0000
[14:30] [Jumboboy] i odn't have stilts because im tall asf
[14:31] [Urwa] do you think short people keep stilts for this purpose
No cheese for you! ^_^
[14:31] [Flaccids] they must
[14:31] [Jumboboy] they should...

[16:00] [Ferretfox] i can live with stilts being shoes as long as we accept cutlery as gloves

[17:59] [Eyesongreen] perhaps I am just too rational to be afraid of volcanoes

[22:40] [Inthebin] Inthebin smells like moldy cheese

[01:08] [Alienrobot201] intellectuals get confused, too

[23:01] [Larain7] (damn it)

[22:35] [Urwa] capital letters at the start of sentences freak me out
[22:35] [Kakixii] Why
[22:35] [Ferretfox] Why
[22:35] [Table] Why
[22:35] [Mayo] Why
[22:35] [Candypillow] Why

[19:12] [Boo] my old friend
[19:12] [Boo] is vegan
[19:12] [Boo] she wouldnt stop telling me she was hungry
[19:13] [Boo] told her to go outside n eat some grass
[19:13] [Boo] and we're no longer friends

[04:44] [Inthebin] Goats
[04:44] [Inthebin] Rabbits
[04:44] [Inthebin] Chickens
[04:44] [Inthebin] Pigs
[04:44] [Inthebin] Pidgeons
[04:44] [Inthebin] Cats
[04:44] [Inthebin] Dogs

[Gondola] the weirdest thing i've done during sex is acting like i'm using a lasso
[Zombifinn] Is that because the girl kept running away gond

[00:58] [Grimdark] Does anyone like Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency?
[00:59] [Urwa] I LOVE THAT BOOK
[00:59] [Soughbird] i have it on the shelf beside me
[00:59] [Ferretfox] the book or the show
[00:59] [Grimdark] I mean the show
[00:59] [Urwa] oh..

[06:25] [Oekonom] urwa is smart

[03:12] [Calvinfluffy] i love getting the cheese and immediately sinking, as if i am running off with the cheese to my deep sea cave layer, to covet it like a dragon

[03:07] [Urwa] the moon is cheese not milk
[03:07] [Tactcat] cheese is made from milk?
[03:07] [Tactcat] so.. the moon must have been milk at some point

[00:11] [Urwa] how much r u selling ketchup for Ketchup4sale#0000
> [00:13] [e2] [Ketchup4sale#0000] $1 a gallon + tax
< [00:13] [Ketchup4sale#0000] wow that's super cheap
> [00:13] [e2] [Ketchup4sale#0000] It's on special
< [00:14] [Ketchup4sale#0000] is there shipping fees
> [00:14] [e2] [Ketchup4sale#0000] nope
> [00:14] [e2] [Ketchup4sale#0000] I send it by butterfly

[16:57] [Kap] sorry i was drawing a picture of a collie for haydes
[16:57] [Haydes] COLLIE (2)
[16:57] [Haydes] THAT IS FRICKIN CUTE
[16:57] [Haydes] BABY COLLIE
[16:57] [Haydes] HAHAH

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[20:58] [Tactcat] BERNOULLI!!!!!!!
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[16:51] [Tygofive] ./f 100+ degrees
[16:52] [Tygofive] its just a stick
[16:52] [Tygofive] no flag
[16:52] [Tygofive] cuz it burned

[01:22] [Tactcat] if people tell me "pronounce chantilly" i tell them "i shant"

[22:19] [Bread] it makes me want to sit on a cactus
[22:19] [Cactus] excuse me?

[19:25] [Stanleyjub] theres a finnish measurement of distance called poronkusema, one poronkusema is the distance a reindeer can travel between urinating breaks

[16:23] [Urwa] large tigers, fast cheetahs
[16:23] [Largetigers] What?
[16:23] [Fastcheetahs] yes?
[16:23] [Urwa] nothing..

[03:30] [Urwa] save me my name is spelled with a q
[03:30] [Goat] urqa?
[03:30] [Koeyna] urqa
[03:30] [Ferretfox] urqa?
[03:30] [Lou] urqa
[03:30] [Whiteuni01] urqa

[03:37] [Superaced] btw if u ever feel like ur soul is dirty spray it with febreeeze its enough of a breeze to clean it without blowing it away

[03:19] [Tosspot00] oingo boingo?

[05:58] [Stanleyjub] if you don't learn geography you're doomed to repeat it

[01:55] [Shuffahlong] u have some nerve being you

[05:43] [Hop18] how do u know the yogurt was korean? was it born there? did u ask it?

[01:52] [Tosspot00] It's raining and God has started throwing flashbangs around

[05:20] [Gumwad] drunk is just bad ping irl

[01:22] [Trashredpanda] All aboard the S.S. Trash Red Panda! Or the S.S.T.R.P. Keep your hands, feet, tail, and bits inside the boat at all time! Enjoy the trip!

[00:25] [Frog] are you researching the linguistic history of the toe

[03:40] [Tactcat] what do you listen to, sasa
[03:40] [Sasawii] i listen to my mom

[22:26] [Tactcat] what kind of moses doesn't know about energy beams

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[21:30] [Spharin] i'm lactose intolerant intolerant, prepare to get your weak bones crushed
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[05:40] [Ivycevise] everutime i think of british people i say pip pip cheerio in my head

[Tactcat] tbf i feel so very bad for furries and bronies lmao
[Stanleyjub] if you're both, are you a furby?

[11:45] [Zenny_cat] i must laugh to live
[11:45] [Zenny_cat] then focus on a pie to die
[11:46] [Zenny_cat] -pies are evil-
[11:46] [Ferretfox] whats wrong with pies
[11:46] [Urwa] why are pies evil
[11:46] [Zenny_cat] Because one jumped at my face Urwa

[02:20] [Natari] you technically have never watched a full movie bc you blink

[01:59] [Natari] skelotons backwards is snotaleks
[01:59] [Tosspot00] what should I do with this knowledge natari
[01:59] [Natari] randomly say SNOTALEKS as you are walking around anywhere

[04:19] [Sasawii] i have always imagined that rubbing a bald head makes the same sound as rubbing a balloon
[04:19] [Sasawii] like "squeek"
[04:19] [Sasawii] i want to polish a bald head

[02:41] [Urwa] ⭕⭕⭕
[02:41] [Me0w5cat6] wtf
[02:42] [Me0w5cat6] ⭕re⭕s

[Orbit] i read the torah on my phone and it hindered my relationship with god

[Limewhite] !room music fart
[Limewhite] fuck

[Urwa] i love water
[Urwa] stay hydrated at all times
[Tactcat] He turned water into wine / And if he wanted to / He could have turned wheat into marijuana / Or sugar into cocaine / Or vitamin pills into amphetamines
[Orbit] annyeong
[Orbit] rum pum pum pum by f(x) saved my life
[Urwa] function of x
[Orbit] f(x) can have my ass... very gay
[Orbit] yes the function girls
[Urwa] y = f(x)
[Jesuslovesmen] hm..

[Tosspot00] I'm like the janitor from scrubs but not funny and not a janitor

[13:37] [Oekonom] i'd eat tigger

[Orbit] i know a hack to make every fart silent
[Orbit] i havent heard my own farts in years

[06:06] [Cute_bees] Every year my family goes camping at Pomme de Terre

[04:56] [Ferretfox] it's basic metaphysics— transubstantiation vs. consubstantiation.
[04:56] [Tactcat] it's eating jesus

[00:58] [Eatspie] i eat worms
[00:58] [Urwa] do you not eat pie
[00:59] [Eatspie] worm Pie

[23:52] [Poteten] he deserved a fair trial
[23:52] [Poteten] by combat

[00:32] [Tactcat] a lot of people have internal voices shaming themselves and mine's a pakistani teenager

[Tosspot00] I am more gay than a pegasus from MLP sliding on a rainbow into a pool of chocolate and unicorn piss

[01:29] [Tosspot00] it'll be love at first sock

[Urwa] fuck literature lmao..

[Smileylucy] at least watch the movie
[Tactcat] f scott fitzgerald..
[Smileylucy] its very good
[Tactcat] i will!
[Tactcat] with Leo
[Smileylucy] hes so hot
[Tactcat] he's the best
[Tactcat] love the departed
[Smileylucy] carey mulligan is v good in it as well
[Smileylucy] swear hes not dead
[Smileylucy] oh
[Smileylucy] is that a movie

[Laurierose] turpentine in eyes is my go to attack

[Tactcat] moo
[Flipp] lol, mooo
[Flipp] more like MMMOOOOOO?????

[Urwa] nothing
[Urwa] i don't have chains

[00:45] [Satan67676] When you were born AFTER 9/11 so you can't be a suspect (unless u think a fetus can do that shit)

[Urwa] haha yes
[Urwa] hehe

[20:41] [Trollmanship] sometimes at night, if you listen hard enough, you can hear a clown horn in the distance

[20:34] [Idemmouse] this game is a barrel full of monkeys full of fun

[Cikaria] anyways my parents said they'd take me to baskin robbins but im 90% sure they were fuckin around

[Goat] everything you do is rude
[Goat] BEGONE OTHER TREE

[Urwa] ill destroy adulting

[20:50] [Rosalina] OMG WHAT IF SOMEONE TRYED TO HACK THE WORD HACK idk

[Goat] BEANS [Goat] ;;; [Goat] BEANSSSSSS [Goat] BEANS ;;;;;;

[Minvida] europe is truly something

[21:38] [Chaossic] in communism we dont have memes we have ourours

[01:42] [Tactcat] im hydrogen peroxide

[Urwa] woo for once in my life i found a medicine in ITS PLACE

[13:22] [Frostwerks] im lightly slapping my cat with a sock full of cooked rice but everytime i hit him some rice falls out through hole in sock and the cat is eating it

[Tactcat] my ancestors are smiling at me, urwa. can you say the same? [Urwa] stop quoting music at me [Tactcat] l m a o

[Urwa] your pee is only useless water

[Tosspot00] drugs are safe, school isn't [Tosspot00] have you seen any shootings happen in drugs? [Tosspot00] nope [Tosspot00] drugs are 100% safer than schools

[Laurierose] someone asked me how i keep my bowl cut TIGHT DUDE :D

[Laurierose] i think intense hydration sums me uP

[Maaaaaaaaaus] i'm listening to a pop from the early 00's playlist in spanish [Maaaaaaaaaus] and it's killing my heart [Somenyan] bye

[Kitty359] JESUS CHRIST ( SRRY JESUS ) BUT WT...... :O

[Roonymoon] my family does care about me if you didnt know smartass :)

[Sinyuki] oh and zack dont tell alex about that crush [Xxzackeryxx] i wont

[Tactcat] why do bananas even smell like they do
[Luticus] i dont remember what a banana smells like tbh
[Luticus] i havent touched a banana in 2 years so yea tact i dont remember what they smell like

[L_eila_a] hi josh
[Luticus] how are you guys
[L_eila_a] meh
[L_eila_a] no im fine
[Goldensunuu] ^^
[Luticus] thats good i guess
[L_eila_a] mhm
[L_eila_a] you?
[Luticus] not so good tbh
[L_eila_a] whats wrong
[Luticus] idk. ive been feeling more depressed and lonely than usual ever since yesterday
[Goldensunuu] why do you think
[Luticus] wdym
[L_eila_a] ???
[L_eila_a] yeah wdym
[Goldensunuu] why do you think youve been feeling more depressed

[Kitsy2] SPAMMMMM
[Djildo] and not even in english
[Kitsy2] ikr
[Goldensunuu] leila
[Kitsy2] did you know your name sounds a lot like dildo

[Kelli06] fuck come online Julie
[Tactcat] julie argh why have you been offline all day
[Kelli06] I HAVEN'T SEEN HER IN 5 DAYS SMH
[Tactcat] ikr
[Kelli06] I WISH THERE WERE NO TIME DIFFERENCES IT WOULD BE EASIER
[Kelli06] WAIT U DUNNO JULIE WHO TF R U XD
[Carolinepc] how do you know he doesn't know julie
[Carolinepc] maybe he does
[Carolinepc] maybe we are all friends with her and share your pain
[Kelli06] oh ye? then what's her secret?
[Tactcat] it's that she likes someone
[Kelli06] nope
[Tactcat] yes
[Tactcat] do YOU even know julie?
[Carolinepc] hmmm, she's a lesbian?
[Kelli06] SMH NO
[Carolinepc] OH WAIT I KNOW
[Carolinepc] she's on drugs
[Carolinepc] after that i give up
[Kelli06] nope
[Tactcat] julie got expelled
[Tactcat] after doing drugs
[Kelli06] and she's 10 wtf dude
[Kelli06] NO!
[Tactcat] and she likes someone
[Kelli06] NO
[Tactcat] because of the drugs
[Kelli06] NOOOOO

[Biter] Fedzinit that time I rowed with two girls and impressed them with my rowing skills.

[en] [Tactcat] i've stopped giving him treats every time he namedrops math problems

[Fundies] hi
[Notcreative] new tiger?
[Fundies] everytime some stranger says hi to me u or jcki always say that
[Notcreative] we know how much you like remembering him
[Fundies] yeah he was the best

[Mengru] eat milk

[Type123dumbo] please keep this chat
[Type123dumbo] safe for me
[Type123dumbo] shaman safe me u gay faggot

[Imaginist] just because i held a knife to your throat doesn't mean i forced you to do anything

[Jerjery] once someone called me on the phone
[Jerjery] I said hi
[Jerjery] who is this
[Jerjery] then he just moaned for 5 minutes
[Jerjery] then i realized it was my dad pranking me
...
[Jerjery] nobody likes my stories

[Jerjery] i met someone in the internet
[Jerjery] they told me to skype them
[Jerjery] I saw ..
[Jerjery] ..
[Jerjery] a
[Jerjery] ...
[Jerjery] idk should i share my life lol
[Jerjery] lets just say i saw something and i turned bi

[Jerjery] I am 19
[Jerjery] i have a dog named wif
[Jerjery] wife
[Jerjery] therefore i have a wife
[Jerjery] and my wife forced me to play this cause i hate my dog
[Jerjery] she biting all things

[Yunamon] didn't see that was a ghost plank...
[Yunamon] anyone happens to have revive?
[Yunamon] just my luck.... *cries in dutch*

[Mulle_04] FUCK YOU GO AND DIE!
[Mulle_04] ;)

[Aussielady] SSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lunafire99] you look more like a goat that a sheep and sheeps go "baaah" and goats go "meeehhh"
[Sheepbites] what the fuck lunafire99
[Macckenzie] luna are you jelly
[Lunafire99] im just sayin :L
[Lunafire99] HOW
[Lunafire99] IM LITERALLY JUST SAYING THE DIFFERENCES!!

[Nocheesenope] IM A BOY AND THIS IS A GIRLISH RABBIT !MY SIS DID IT!!

[Lunafire99] tf
[Lunafire99] ASSHOLES
[Lunafire99] WHO FUCKIND DID THAT
[Sheepbites] deyna did lunafire99
[Deyna] wat
[Fundies] rip
[Nocheesenope] I only killed 1 person by a snowball
[Deyna] it was mi
[Sheepbites] see, he didn't deny it
[Deyna] i regret nothing
[Lunafire99] IF DEYNA SAID WAT THEN IT'S OBVIOUS THAT HE DIDN'T

[Ftlover] sending letters to myself
[Ftlover] #rip

[Iamkinglol] a fire is lit

[Hypercheesy] blues are angels
[Hypercheesy] cos angel is bluie
[Zacriker] [•] 2053
[Jdeanluis] ........
[Winht] xD
[Zacriker] angels are white
[Jdeanluis] LOL
[Zacriker] im lagging so bad
[Jdeanluis] GJ
[Tactcat] and so are you

[Cutefoxes101] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[Cutefoxes101] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[Cutefoxes101] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Ukingthebest] ok bojana now
[Jasamkravaxd] now uking
[Jasamkravaxd] okok

[Ushafuse] nice ice sword you got there
[Cloudligth] hahaha

[Elkindred] We are fucking mouses forced to get the cheese
[Elkindred] Wich it's far away btw
[Kimjunki] fully agreed

[Dedax] is there a tfm cowboy hat?
[Imaginist] yes
[Crownkitty] yes

[Crownkitty] Some people can't be helped.
[Crownkitty] Help Yourself.
[Nadiatara] ive tried
[Nadiatara] now just help

[Lscr] i have some pics of ronaldinho surrounded by like 50 girls on my phone

[14:09] [Crownkitty] million dollas

[Lovleyke] my jaw makes crack noises when im moving to my mouth
[Tactcat] did you get your lubrication done?
[Tactcat] jaw lubrication
[Lovleyke] no
[Tactcat] it's every 10 years
[Tactcat] oh you need to do that
[Lovleyke] well my parents are at work so....
[Tactcat] it can probably wait
[Lovleyke] i didnt even talk to my father

[Wachie] AAHAHA
[Tonjechan] AHAHAHAH
[Wachie] HAHAHAHHAA
[Tonjechan] aHAHAHA
[Wachie] HAHH
[Tonjechan] HHAHa
[Wachie] AHH

[Elkindred] You can name it
[Elkindred] Bob The Drag Queen
[Tactcat] What the fuck, Kindred...
[Elkindred] what
[Tactcat] Bob The Drag Queen????
[Elkindred] Drag queens are fucking awesome
[Tactcat] Do YOU want my kid to be bullied?
[Elkindred] Hell yeah
[Elkindred] Fuck off

[Zebria] The build doesn't matter, it's the planks that matter

[Excretion] i kept leaving him hints
[Excretion] like some mexican soldiers were in dublin
[Excretion] and i said wow theyre hot i love me some mexican food
[Excretion] and hes like ok lee

< [Tabularosa] her cat-mode is talking like
< [Tabularosa] she says "........"
< [Tabularosa] and then "mrrow?"
[Ilovecat222] :D
< [Tabularosa] and then she says "good thing I know how to talk cat"
[Ilovecat222] .......................................
[Ilovecat222] Mrrow?

[Wolfyclaws] no tropical juice ahhhhhhhh

[Wolfyclaws] i hate watching baking videos if theyre not asian

[Wolfyclaws] please smile while im gone

[Levelup] have you ever played lego by yourself for 4 hours
[Wolfyclaws] existence

[Imaginist] you frighten him amy
[Wolfyclaws] he loves it
[Imaginist] no he does not
[Wolfyclaws] exactly

[Tactcat] haha
[Tactcat] i'm on my own list of people i want dead
[Tactcat] man that's hardcore
No cheese for you! ^_^
[Megysuny] What are you emo
No cheese for you! ^_^
[Tactcat] i'm not even emo, i'm neogoth

[Megysuny] last two are just me and snow
[Tactcat] adorable small animal..
[Jacobmood] Omg adorable
[Megysuny] I love her to bits
[Megysuny] Her name though..
[Megysuny] Is pepe
[Megysuny] And im not even sorry
[Tactcat] there was a minor error, it's fixed now
[Tactcat] everything should be working
[Jacobmood] Pepe...

[Jacobmood] It broke instead LMAO
[Jacobmood] http://prntscr.com/df5eii
[Megysuny] gotta love my princess

Cheeeeeese *-* (199.99s)
[Jacobmood] It's not allowing me to submit new quote
[Megysuny] I have a to n of photos of my puppy
[Tactcat] the only creative things i've done has been that quotes thing, the website and maybe a few photos
[Megysuny] Do you want to see

[Tactcat] you can try getting weed on grindr

[Sofiasofaki] 1) find an excuse to be depressed ( aka, my nail broke im gonne die, my bf dumped me after two days aka )
[Sofiasofaki] 2) bitch on the internet about it
[Sofiasofaki] 3) slit your wrists and upload photos of it
[Sofiasofaki] 4) say you're gonna kill yourself AND CHANGE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE TO PITCH BLACK
[Sofiasofaki] 5) wait for the attention bags

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